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Because I know that either you or CHO CHO would have quoted me and you did. The Mikel lovers are equally are bad as the haters.

Would be perfect. Twice as dynamic as Mikel. MIKEL LOVERS THAT ISN'T CRITICISM AGAINST HIM. SO KEEP IT DOWN.

Salut, Stephen. Ca va?

I want Torres gone simply because every topic on this website given enough time will transform into a debate about him. Very similar to Godwin's Law but this is Spike's Law. Spike's Law states that the more time that passes the chances of a discussion shifting to the subject of Fernando Torres eventually reach 100%.

She has aged horribly. Looks like a different person in those older photos. Too much jet lag I'd wager.

The TV presenter is a New Zealander (inconsequential) and he asks if Bieber means basketball player in German. Bieber responds by saying he doesn't understand the question and that they don't have 'that' (referring to German) in America and then he says he likes basketball.

He calls himself American...I thought he was Canadian?

I really doubt Justin Bieber is a fan.

The most outstanding memory of Cahill I have is a beautiful goal he scored...for Bolton on the opening day on the 11/12 season...

Yeah, but the season hadn't started then and it was a different competition. A glorified friendly match.

Bebo was so stupid. It was an internet cock measuring contest to see who could get the most profile views.

This thread is very toxic. I reccomend avoiding it, least you and you're opinion is marginalised and insulted. Dislike Mikel? Attacked by the Mikel lovers. Love Mikel? Attacked by the Mikel haters. Don't deny it you lot, you know who you are.

So he has scored against top 4 teams..twice is that right? One aginst ManUtd and the other against Arsenal? Ugh,

It is seemingly chic for football journalists and pundits to have constant digs at David Luiz, and to be honest it grinds at my nerves. He is an easy target because he made a reputation for being rash in his first few Chelsea games. Though it doesn't surprise me that many jounalists and pundits are actually naive and ignorant to what David is capable of. This for instance: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1595871-15-most-frustratingly-inconsistent-footballers-in-europe-this-season/page/12

I mean I've actually heard nice things about Liverpool as a town, contrary to popular stereotypes, but the team? Fuck the team.

Why not Australia? We get fucking Liverpool.

Now if those 19 goals had been winners against Man Utd, Man City, Juventus, Shaktar, Atletico Madrid, Tottenham, etc, I 'd be more forgiving because at least then quality>quantity. But there is no quality and certainly no quantity.

I can't believe he has over 50 appearances in this season alone. I really can't.

Kerry Dixon in 1983 cost Chelsea £175,000. Adjusted for inflation that is about £461,000 in today's GBP. http://www.measuringworth.com/ppoweruk/result.php?use[]=CPI&use[]=NOMINALEARN&year_late=1983&typeamount=175000&amount=175000&year_source=1983&year_result=2011 He scored 193 times that means that the cost of his individual goals is about £2,388.60 Fernando Torres' goals on the other hand cost £1,612,903.22 each. The cost of each of Torres' goals equates to almost 3.5 entire Kerry Dixon's. Imagine having 3.5 Kerry Dixon's at Chelsea right now. That is 675.5 goals! Food for thought.

Because Russian billionaire = noise of fans?

I've missed a couple of games because of it.

A couple of different versions. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uK-Xvrk5AU But this one is my favourite; EVEN THOUGH THE VIDEO IS VERY DISTASTFUL. I RECCOMEND JUST LISTENING TO THIS ONE AND AVOIDING THE VIDEO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxJQfvjZVuE

With daylight savings and all that nonsense dead and buried that matchday clock is an hour slow. For Austrlians anyway.

Pffft, superstitous much. They are going to lose because I'm wearing my lucky 'Tottenham To Lose' underwear. Also, Welshie Ronaldo is injured.