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Kaka wasn't as awful as popular opinion dictates.

That's if the club continue with the 4-2-3-1. As of now none of us have any idea how the team will play next season. And I'm also not quite sure that's the only definitive reason Juve changed to 3-1-4-2 formation. And I believe he is technically superior to Ramires and his defensive output is better than Lampard's.

He is very upset with Juve at the moment. http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/14/claudio-marchisio-admits-pride-in-manchester-united-transfer-speculation-3841670/ noooooo

And wages on top...say he earns €12 million a year on five year contract that adds up to a total of €60 million. With the fee it's over €120 million!

MY TALENT HAS STRUCK AGAIN

But he was a diva that got his fair share of hate and stick.

Half of the members of TC will kill themselves when he leaves. Such a shame that he has turned out so rubbish. For about a year I was convinced he was world class, easily one of the best DMs in the world. But nope, he went and got worse...and worse and worse. I don't know why, either. Change in tactics? Managers? Or maybe he just stopped caring?

I have an opinion on Mikel but I'm afraid to say it because one of you will probably track me down and brutally murder me.

It's why I didn't name you because I don't actually know for certain if it's your opinion. I was trying to be diplomatic...

I will eat your firstborn.

Twelve years ago today Frank Lampard signed for Chelsea and said this: "I think I can take my game on from here and win a lot of medals with the club"

Are you implying that someone isn't a real fan by wanting Frank Lampard to leave? I think you are. You thinking that is exactly the same as someone else (I won't mention any names for arguements sake) believing that only true 'fans' go to Stamford Bridge. I hope you understand the hypocracy. Not a dig, just an observation.

The only thing I know about him is that he is a bloody giant for East Asian man.

I'm pretty sure everyone knows this...they just say Shirley because it's funny. Would anyone really think a German last name would be pronounced "Shurley"? It's not guttural sounding enough.

The thing that shouldn't exist... Kyle Walker is a footballer whose only ability (haha) to defend comes from his pace, he relies on his pace so much that I call him (and others) a 'pace whore'. The minute the pace is gone he is left as a defender that has no idea what 'defensive positioning' is. Right now he is a headless chook that can move around quickly, one day he will be a headless chook that runs around in a small cirlce before falling over and dying.

For fucks sake Stingray isn't a troll. Trolling (arguing when you know you are wrong, giving incorrect and potentially harmful advice, baiting people with statements that are designed to make them angry) is malicious whereas Stingray just posts a lot of pictures. What everyone is complaining about is 'flaming', what Choulo and TOPTB had yesterday was a 'flame war' AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT'S BEEN AROUND THE INTERNET FOR MORE A COUPLE OF YEARS?

Don't do it! They ruin alcohol! It's hard to go back to cheap mince when you've had prime steak.

You've never had party drugs then?

This topic should be locked before people spaz out completely. Silly season be driving peeps up the walls; too much jive talk around these parts.

What if someone is banned for life? Or in jail? Or dead? It's not like I'm barely affording rent and food weekly so I can easily splurge money on AUD$2,000+ plane tickets. But YOLO, I guess football is more important than having a stable living enviroment. Because I can afford to go every week to my private skybox getting there on my private jet whilst receiving oral sex from my model wife while I do cocaine from a golden rimmed diamond encrusted mirror. MONEY MONEY MONEY If could, I would, but I can't.

You want to have a Duff with me? I'll leave your Gudjohnsen sore by kicking it and your face De Goey from punching it. Nevin your life will you feel such pain.

Fuck, you beat me to it. That's the Hazard of a popular topic...

I'm Terryble at this. I'm not Osgood as I thought.

Im just trying to Azpilicueta.

Next time when I knock you over I'll steal your Kane and top hat. WHO SAID YOU COULD JOIN IN?