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Spike

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  1. Of course he was trying to be funny, it's all about self-advertisement. If he can't go on Bill Maher and get some laughs from Maher's sheep audience then it makes him appear drab; and if he appears boring he won't gain any new fans.
  2. Yeah, except I never said it was the same thing. Any comedian should be pushing the envelope and doing so isn't a sign of talent, it is the bare minimum. I've said it once, I'll say it again, he is only popular internationally because you'll find the same shit any pub in Australia. He sells a stereotype that foreigners aren't accustomed to. The way he speaks in the Piers Morgan video is literally how Australians speak, there isn't any funny about it, there is no nuance, there is no subtlety, he isn't even satirising Australians.
  3. Islamic Extremist bombing in Pakistan; 60 dead and over 200 injured. http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/16/asia/pakistan-shrine-bombing/index.html The attack was on a Sufi shrine, are Muslims their own greatest enemy?
  4. If he couldn't settle; he was medicore for a very expensive signing. Torres and Shevchenko had good games for Chelsea too, where is their defence force?
  5. He isn't. His character is literally just a white-trash Australian you can find at every single pub in the country. If you like Larry the Cable Guy, this fella is the same thing. Bill Cosby is a nigger kike that rapes white women while the nigger ex-president holds them down. Inshallah, brothers fuck the white man and the kikes; darkies need to be castrated. Allahu akbar. Where is my paycheque, lads?
  6. That was horrible, mate. Jim Jeffries is only popular over seas. It's like giving the mic to the first cockney cunt you run into on the streets of London. No talent bogan and makes me ashamed of Australians. Not only that he is full of shit. He old routine used to tear fucking strips off Muslims. Piers Morgan is a cunt but he is right and I hate myself for saying that.
  7. We all know this except the manager of course.
  8. And my opinion is Michy Batshuayi is trash; or at the very least a square when a circle is needed.
  9. I'll trust the manager over you.
  10. Oh, is that so? I suppose his absolute failure to get minutes isn't indicative of a larger lack of ability, then?
  11. What is Batshuayi besides a waste of money?
  12. How many minutes did Pato get? Lol!
  13. Gudjohnson is contentious as he could be considered an 'attacking midfielder' Let's list all the failures in recent memory: Sutton Kezman Muttu Torres Remy Batshuayi Pizarro Shevchenko Pato Falcao Even Crespo was mediocre. I couldn't remember half of these players without Google, also because I've been drinking.
  14. 'Feed yourself as a striker', what does that mean? Pass the ball to oneself? Giroud is one of the most wasteful forwards in England and Arsenal would laughing all the way to the bank if Chelsea bought him. Let's look at the actual importance of Giroud v Costa's goals. Two goals in a 4-1 victory over Sunderland Tying goal in a 1-1 draw against Manchester United Winner in a 1-0 victory over West Brom One goal in a 2-0 victory over Crystal Palce One goal in 3-3 draw against Bournemouth One goal in 4-0 victory over Swansea One goal in a 3-1 loss against Chelsea Purely on the basis of goals, he has scored one winner and only one tying goal. It should be noted that he also had MOTM against Bournemouth. All those teams beside Manchester United and West Brom are in the bottom half of the table Costa Winner in a 2-1 victory over West Ham Winner in a 2-1 victory over Watford Two goals in a 2-2 draw against Swansea One goal in a 2-1 loss against Liverpool One goal in a 2-0 win over Hull One goal in a 3-0 win over Leicester One goal in a 2-0 win over Southampton One goal in a 5-0 win over Everton Winner 1-0 over Middelsborough One goal in 3-1 win over Manchester City Winner in a 1-0 win over Crystal Palace One goal in a 4-2 win over Stoke One goal in a 2-0 win over Hull Four winners, a single tying goal and four MOTM performances. Costa has played three time more football than Giroud but has made a far larger impact on his team. When Costa plays well, Chelsea tend to win.
  15. After many years of searching, Chelsea has a striker that can score goals...only that isn't enough for the spoilt fans. Coming this summer, another transfer saga.
  16. Bayern and Juve would just find the next diamond in the rough. Then they'd fleece another fucking idiotic English team and the cycle would continue.
  17. I guess his infamy didn't really reach the UK. He is pretty famous stateside.
  18. I like how we live in bizarro post-Obama parallel-timeline and my proof is David Duke supporting Keith Ellison.
  19. What would Jesus be a refugee from? He is a Jew from Israel, not a Syrian. I'd say he'd be a young man standing around Jerusalem with a FAMAS wondering how it all came to this.
  20. Yesterday I (an Australian immigrant) was at Korean restaurant that cooked friend chicken with a Filipino woman, across from a couple of black people, adjacent to a white couple; we were all being served by a Korean immigrants and entrepreneurs. Not to mention the restaurant was next to Mexican-Korean fusion restaurant in Deep-South America. America isn't perfect but it's doing alright.
  21. Fascism isn't equitable to violence, (though the ideology justifies violence as a means to an end, that doesn't necessarily mean that Fascists will declare war). It's one party economic right-wing nationalism, that focuses on strong military strength and protecting national identity. Fascism isn't an inherently negative ideology and just because Antifa beat up 'Fascists' doesn't make Antifa Fascist; that makes them Authoritarian in their views of Fascism. I'd rather be a Fascist than a Communist, though I dislike any ideology that prioritises the sate over the individual.
  22. Well, we've smashed out the logistics of beer today, let's see if we can solve world hunger, abortion and racism next.
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