ulsterchelsea

This home one in the sun is perfect, absolutely perfect. The away.....

Oh look...Austin scores and now he's the hottest topic in the transfer section. Damn you board/roman for not having the benefit of the shortest hindsight ever. Give over, he's never in our league even at this woeful junction

Metro so probably not

Jesus...the lions all over that, state of it

no I just try to stay clear of here but occasionally I drink so much that I stumble on to comment about the latest pantomime to happen to this wonderful club.

alright my man? No I've been free as a bird but trying to keep my sanity by staying clear of this place. But what can I say, I'm a glutton for punishment. Boys like yourself do make me miss here tho ?

Bang average.

Shocking decision. Write this season off and bin the overpaid,lazy,premadonnas who have judased him in the summer. We've just sacked the best manager in the business for the 2nd time. We will never learn. Fucked right off

Hi, holy fuck no!!! Bye

Yeah it was about a month

Got these 2 off aliexpress and for a combined total of about 20 quid Ain't usually one for fakes but these are as good as the real thing pretty much and at almost 80 quid for my wee fellas home kit and printing and almost 40 for my 2 year old I'm afraid it's a no brainer

Not linked or anything but the big lad kondogbia looks a super player. Literally only watched him tonight but he's looked the part

Strange strange signing. Can't see a decent reason for it. I don't care if we spend 3 mill or 30 mill as it's not out of my pocket so the price means nothing. Problem is that listening to a few french correspondents talking about him, they say he's decidedly average and cant quite understand this deal. Thing is he's no youngster either so really why bother? JT,zouma,cahill and brana can all play there so why get him in? Be suprised if he plays even as much as cuadrado did

If you weren't sure that this was going nowhere just see the fake tits discussion

The fa cup should be an ambition every year. Great trophy

Fuck sake give them whatever they and he wants...We are a predictable lot at the minute PLUS he'd probably at least have a dig from outside the box

No thanks. I'm not being funny but the Chinese ain't famed for their premier league prowess.

Don't be too annoyed. We've got a good one in zouma

Fuck off fella

Move on. I know you expect the usual big talk from managers and so on but the way martinez (fucking cock) is talking I'd say they've decided it's a definite no. Money is ridiculous amount anyway

Eh? Since when

Think IF he is coming then this is being done out of spite. Not that they wouldn't play him anyway but that's him out of one competition for us if he joins.

Fella charlie is an editor for the mail but he's a good chelsea lad.

WHO?