Amblève.

FunFact: We don't a plan B.

Webb is taking the piss already...

I can't believe Mikel is not starting... playing Lamps and Ramires in the double pivot is like a Christmas present for United. Smh.

Dobro doso majstore!

What disease are you suffering from?

It's an insult for any footballer on earth to be mentioned in a sentence with Torres.

Lack of quality, lack of motivation, lack of depth, lack of intelligence from our board, Benitez' team selections and tactics etc. Choose one.

I can't believe you're talking about Bertrand, smh... the club's going through its worst period since a few years and the only thing you've got to talk about is our fucking LB position... wow.

Butterfly effect.

Fucking glad I couldn't/didn't watch this game. I really should thank that butterfly in Brazil.

Hello fellow human being, and welcome to TalkChelsea!

Added myself. Feel free to visit me.

@The Skipper, because he goes unnoticed like many other great posters almost every month.

What does TSW stand for?

Dammit, I expected some waiter jokes...

Those who think Shaw is better than Cole need to watch their games more closely. Cole has declined, I don't think anyone will disagree, but it's absolutely ridiculous to think Shaw is anywhere near as good as Ash. People get too carried away by what Cole and the other greats have done in the past, making them think that they're shite now.

Adiós mofugga!

I'd go with Chalobah as he's more of an allrounder who can (and will be able to do so even more in future) contribute in more areas and really put his mark on there.

Moses would be my obvious choice for the MOTM award if this hadn't been Ake's first start for us.

Lmao Gotta be the highlight of this Chelsea night... pretty sad, actually.

WHAT A FINISH THERE BY TORRES!

It's kinda early for April Fools' jokes, don't you think?

I'm right most of the time.

I don't know whose departure I'm gonna celebrate more, Torres' or the fat wanker's. Would get a heart attack most likely if both of them left our club at the same time.