Amblève.

It's jinxed!

What? Why? Oh Hm, I don't know, I liked Cap. (Tbh, the mere reason I thought so was your level of activity back in December or so when you were posting as much as he did)

Let's put it this way: If you knew that it's spring now (for what it's worth considering this autumnally shite weather here) you'd be cooler

And you're not at all referring to one specific member of this forum whose name is being pronounced as "leaf"?

Is this really necessary?

Survive mate.

I love both of them "The Metamorphosis" is probably the most sociocritical and capitalist-critical novella I've ever read. The humourless writing style of Kafka suits it perfectly. "The Trial" is similar, not as cold though. Kafka was a genius. I can't think of any other writer who has had the same influence on my own writing.

Jeez, I just went through the last 10 pages or so... well, as expected, nothing interesting and just the usual BS. For everyone's sake, calm your tits lads. Repeating the same stuff again and again isn't gonna help anyone.

Franz Kafka and John Clare are gods.

Playing football in the city he loves or leaving Rome to avoid a woman in that same town? I think he knows what matters more.

You all know this transfer will never happen? He's a Roman through and through. He bleeds their colours.

God.

For 3 reasons. 1) First of all, we absolutely need to fix our midfield problems (might be the 1209091230912nd I'm mentioning this time since I joined this forum). Every other problem is secondary; bringing in players for depth reasons instead of fixing problems of our first 11 would blatantly ridiculous and beyond any logic. 2) His versatility is an absolute joke. Why people are making him out to be a very versatile player is something I'll never understand. He's lost on the right side as he can't deliver a cross to save his life and cutting inside (like he does when he's being played on the left side) is no option because his left foot is non-existent. To be able to play as a lone striker he'd need to bulk up and learn how to keep the ball with his back to the goal which is one of the most difficult things to master as a full-time striker let alone as a left winger who'll only play in that position when our 2 primary strikers are not available. 3) He's as one-dimensional as it gets. He'll cut inside and shoot almost 90% of the time instead of running down the flank to bring in a cross (because, as I already mentioned, he hasn't got a left foot) or instead of passing the ball to one of his teammates as his passing range is severely limited.

I've watched enough games of Schürrle to know that he's 1) not what we need, 2) not worth the asking price (especially not worth giving them KDB on loan) and 3) never gonna be a starter for Chelsea. But yeah, instead of watching the player for years and making your judgement based on those games go on and make fools of yourselves by thinking "Oh, Emenalo has signed a few decent players so every single transfer must be a wonder move".

What the fuck are you on about?

Is that your band?

He also posted something about some stars in another thread, so option 2 seems to be quite accurate

Account hacked?

If they're willing to free us from that cancer they're definitely a suitable option...

Technically sound, hard worker, good passer, experienced player, complete midfielder. Exactly what Chelsea will not even try to bring in.

Lmao, "scared"? We're Chelsea FFS, we aren't scared of anyone.

Buyern*

Coughtoffside... one can only assume why I want more restrictions when it comes to sources...

You mean "a Quarter Pounder with cheese"?

I'm gonna get myself a burger now. It seems there's no point in waiting for God to bring me one.