Pizy

As I've said before, they'll do what Liverpool did last season. Concede a shit load of goals but score a shit load as well. They'll be in the top 4 in place of Liverpool.

Hopefully our players don't underestimate Schalke and the rest of our group like most of our fans and all of the media are doing. I'm sure we aren't approaching this one thinking "we smoked these last season home and away so it'll be easy." We can't just think we're going to stroll this group.

This. I get FS & FS1.

I only have an iPad. Can never find any streams that are even in decent quality that work on iDevices.I use TVOle which always has working streams but the quality is poor and I get no sound.

Oh, FFS! Once more I have to deal with the inept Fox Soccer who seemingly never choose to televise Chelsea matches until we make it further in the CL. Instead I get City v Bayern and the totally mismatched and pointless Barca v APOEL. Bullshit. We have a huge following over here and yet they show Barca v APOEL which is probably going to end 7-0 to Barca. Now I have to watch a shitty stream at 260p with no sound.

Jesus, no wonder we were reportedly interested in Aubemeyang. He's like Willian with a serious goal threat.

I do think they very well may "do a Liverpool" but finish 3rd rather than 2nd. If they don't finish in the top 4 with that squad and 1 game a week for most of the season then Van Gaal should resign and never show his face again.

Eh. Not so convinced, guys.I can see a pretty comfortable 3 or 4-1.

Media wankfest over United will continue for at least another 2 weeks since they have another relegation candidate side this weekend. Wish they were playing a top side to bring everyone back down to Earth. Now they'll probably go out and hammer Leicester and the usual 10 United articles on every front page will become 15.

I would say that Di Maria is tied with Hazard as the most talented and gifted player in the league.Both are utterly unplayable (like Hazard was yesterday) when playing well.

Watch QPR have the game of their lives against us when we play them at the Bridge...

Di Maria is the only one of their players I'm truly jealous of. He's an incredible player. These cunts are going to blow these poor sides away this season with ease I feel, but their defense is still comically bad so they'll struggle against proper teams. Di Maria's insane pace and ability on the ball will be too much for most sides. Real Madrid are the true morons here for selling him for James.

Get ready, guys. When United spank QPR here the internet will be unbearable. They'll be penciling them in as joint title favorites tonight. "Our season starts here!" and "Start of a new era!" will be thrown around by the media and United's insufferable supporters.

You know you have an utterly fantastic player when all of your rivals' supporters are wishing injury upon him. Diego fucking Costa!

This is fucking embarrassing.

I literally just saw quotes from Ronaldo a couple of days ago saying something along the lines "he's no friend of mine" in regards to José. It's like these papers truly just pull rumors out of their asses. It's really embarrassing.

Right, now that you've taken care of your title can we work on the username and avatar next?It's like being reminded of an ex who you want to completely forget about.

Trolls and idiots like bushman fully deserved their bans, but TOPTB has been one of my favorite posters over the past couple of years.He must've done something serious.

Holy shit, The only place to be got perma'd!? What happened?

This is going to be a continual thing, isn't it? He gets the injury just healthy enough to play and then injures it again. Never allows it to fully heal. Fucking hell. What pisses me off even more is watching opposition fans laughing at a player getting injured. Makes me want to beat the shit out of them.

Remember when Harry was linked with us? Think it was after Robbie left. Just imagine that. We'd probably have gone the Galactico route like United just did with him in charge. Do like his personality, though.

Think he just suffered another injury yesterday.

I'll bet anything that Eto'o will out score him if he's given enough game time. Thing is, since he's there most expensive player ever Martinez will feel obligated to play him just about every game even if he struggles like he has so far.

Plus Mata, Ashley Young, and Luke Shaw all on at least £100k a week.Their wage bill is astronomical. Has to be second only to Real Madrid. All of that complaining for years about the spending and wages at City, PSG, and ourselves, all of the uproar from their fans and even Sir Alex himself about us paying £32m and £175k a week or whatever it is for Hazard and they now have 4 (FOUR!) players who earn at least £50k more per week than Hazard does and 2 who make nearly DOUBLE what our highest earner makes. They shattered the transfer record by £10m, they shattered the record for a teenager with £30m for a fucking LB, and they've paid the highest loan fee in history with and option to buy him for what would've been a transfer record if they hadn't just broken it. They've broken the record for most money ever spent in a single window. They've spent £200m in 2014. Yet they do it the "United way." Chelsea, City, and PSG are ruining football. United are congratulated and praised by the media when they spend all this money, yet of we tried to do it there would be calls for expulsion from the CL and huge sanctions.

So if they're a considerable distance off of top spot come January, how much do you guys want to bet they'll splurge another £100m panicking and buying some defenders in desperation to finish top 4? I hope this season goes spectacularly wrong for them.