Pizy

Can we end this season? Our attacking players are embarrassing. Can make simple passes or control the fucking football. Sarr has committed about 9 fouls.

Ayew throwing himself to the ground over and over and over and buying cheap fouls. Fucking hell. We are fucking terrible. All over the pitch other than CB and keeper we are terrible. This is unwatchable.

We’re just horrendous in the final third. We haven’t looked like scoring in match after match. Getting even a single goal feels like a huge accomplishment for this side now. There’s a black hole up top. Passes either go up and disappear or he’s crowded by 2-3 defenders and can’t even get involved. We have to move away from Rom and just play our quickest, trickiest attackers. But Tuchel is giving him chance after chance.

Oh, look. Another corrupt referee who sees a Chelsea player get hacked down 2 feet in front of him and doesn’t call a foul.

Palace have Olise literally standing an inch behind Jorgi’s heels at all times man marking him so he can’t really get on the ball. This was a game for Kova instead for me. J5 really struggles when he’s harried and has a real athletic team pressing him.

Yet another time this season where a team FAR below our level simply raises their intensity and we are sleepwalking. Has Lukaku had a single touch in the first 15 minutes?

Nearly every time Sarr passes the ball forward he cheaply gives it away. I absolutely cannot stand seeing him at LB. Either play him at CB where he’s protected and not asked to play the ball much or don’t play him at all.

Wet Spam drop more points. Lets fucking win this and give ourselves some proper breathing room once again.

Wonder which formation we’re playing here. Can’t work it out from the team sheet.

Just had a look at the table for the first time in a long while and see that West Ham will have crept up right behind us if they win against Newcastle in a few minutes. No Trippier either who has carried them during this winning run so you’d expect WH to win. Albeit we’ll have 2 games in hand until we kick off later, but we HAVE to win these games against “lesser” opposition to keep them at bay. United and Arse are right there, too.

For the laughs, I wanna see PSG go out in this tie. Like City, I delight in seeing PSG spending all that money in desperation to win the CL only to choke season after season.

You can completely write that tweet off because of that. No chance we’d be after two players who have the exact same role.

He’s arguably the best CB in Europe currently. Knowing that it would take a massive sum of money to replace him it’s hard to fathom why we aren’t offering him terms that are acceptable to him. Leads me to believe that Toni is actually fine with the money on offer but is just waiting as long as possible in order to see what develops elsewhere. If Real Madrid goes bananas and adds the wages of Mbappe, Haaland, and Pogba to their books they may not have enough left for Toni. Same deal with PSG. Bayern are probably the ones to worry about most with Süle going.

Oh, for fucks sake Leicester. Nearly a perfect weekend of results for us.

We’ve dropped points against loads of shit, “easy” opponents already this season. Top 4 is absolutely not safe.

Bowen has turned into a machine this season. We should be looking at him for the summer to replace any wide player of ours that leaves. Aggressive, athletic, goal scoring wide player who works his socks off every match. Still young, too. He’s the exact sort of attacker that Liverpool would sign for relatively cheap and then turn into a star. And yeah, looks like West Ham and Arse will be the danger sides behind us now with Spuds and United choking every game.

Spuds 😂😂😂 With United and Spuds losing or drawing every damn game, if we had won a few of those draws against shit teams we’d have locked in top 3 already.

He’s such an awkward yet elegant player simultaneously. When he receives the ball when running at full speed he seems to control it perfectly. He’s an awesome counter attacking player. But when he receives the ball while in a standing position and has to try to beat a defender he looks as though he’s going to fall over every time. He looks like a guy who had a massive growth spurt overnight and isn’t used to his body or something.

Hope Reece can use these extra few days to be ready for this one.

What a dreadful game of football. Imagine what supporters of other clubs all over the world think of us watching this… We can’t even get near their goal. We can’t test their keeper. We can’t make their defenders nervous. What must Roman think up in the stands? All this money spent to look this poor.

We literally just look like the worst Chelsea sides under Sarri and Mourinho since our wingbacks went down. We’re horrendous. Like all those teams behind us in the league we’re just going to limp towards the end of the season struggling to score 1 goal game after game and hoping for the best.

Our entire team look absolutely dead on their feet.

Nevermind threatening their goal, we don’t even look like being able to get NEAR their goal!

Palmeiras players throwing themselves to the ground under feather like contact and the ref buys it EVERY time.

Who’s going to score with these players we have on the pitch? Yikes. We have to hope for some Pulisic counter attack magic.