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we were cheated out of a draw with Real Madrid by a stupid ref

it has started to come down a bit heavier in the last 5 minutes and is drifting a bit Light layer covering al the road now

snow is expected in London from about 9PM local time this evening. The snow will have stopped by about 5AM on Sunday but up to 15cm (most likely between 5-10cm though) is expected. There are plenty of gritting lorries ready and the tubes should still be OK so fans can get to the stadium safely which means it should still go ahead. I'd day 80% chance of it being played

We Hate Scouse

I think Villas-Boas deserves a lot of praise for coming in and trying to make changes. He realises that this squad should be broken up before things get any worse. If we sacked him and brought back Mourinho what would happen? The most likely thing is that he will keep the squad together and in 2014 we will have a virtually identically squad which is even worse than it is this year because the players are getting older, slower and worse

not sure the match will even take place to be honest. 5-10 cm of snow is forecast in London on Saturday night

Man U game to be postponed? Lets bloody hope so

which of the two has not scored for 5 months?

On our current form and if United play well we could get a bollocking I'd go Cech Ivan Terry Luiz Bertrand Essien Romeu Lampard Piazon Lukaku Mata Why such an 'under strength' team you may ask. Because these are the players who give a fuck.

Some of the 'fans' at this club sicken me For those of you who do not know, Fernando Torres' grandma died in what I think was a car crash today. However, the 'fans' i.e the plastic little shits who expect us to win every game 5-0 and want us playing in some 90 000 seats stadium right now and wouldn't know Pat Nevin if he hit them in the face are sending him abuse on an #asktorres event on twitter this Friday. These people make me sick.

can somebody tell me why we started with Torres... again! We can make all the crappy excuses we want about 'poor service' and 'bad luck', 'he is getting better' but the fact of the matter is he has not scored a goal in the league since September. Yes thats right September. That is 5 months. He scored 2 against Genk. He also missed two sitters in that game. Why is it that we keep giving him game after game to prove himself? We give Lukaku about 30 minutes of league football (all from the subs bench) plus a few mickey mouse cup games yet he still looks better than Torres. We are a club that is meant to be competing with the very best yet we will not be making any progress in the foreseeable future if we cannot score goals because we have Torres up front.

Man U could seriously hit us for double figures on Sunday...

hes going to need a bloody A4 600 page writing pack not a notebook

My speech to the team if I was manager WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THOSE STANDS WHO WOULD GIVE THEIR LIFE FOR THIS CLUB BUT YOU LOT BAR DAVID LUIZ CLEARLY DONT GIVE A FUCK. IF YOU ARE GOING TO PLAY LIKE THAT IN THE SECOND HALF THEN WHY NOT JUST TAKE A SHIT ON THE BADGE WHICH SOME PLAYERS HAVE WORN WITH MORE PRIDE THAN YOU WILL EVER BE ABLE TO. WHY NOT JUST TELL THE FANS WHO STOOD THERE ON THE COLD SHITTY NIGHTS WHEN WE WERE ABOUT TO GO BANKRUPT IN DIVISION 2 TO FUCK OFF. WITHOUT THAT LOT YOU WOULDNT HAVE A CLUB TO GET YOUR WAGES TO SPEND ALL ON YOUR FUCKING SELVES. HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE SOMETHING BACK TO THE CLUB AND THE FANS WHO PAY YOUR WAGES. IF YOU DONT CARE FLORENT MALOUDA, JOSE BOSINGWA, ASHLEY COLE THEN I WILL QUITE HAPPILY SEE YOU FUCK OFF TO REAL MADRID AND SPEND THE REST OF YOUR PLAYING DAYS LICKING THE 'SPECIAL ONE'S ARSE. THE MAN WHO FOUNDED THIS CLUB FOR YOU WHO IS BURIED OPPOSITE THE GROUND THAT HE PURCHASED 106 YEARS AGO IS TURNING IN HIS GRAVE! Sorry if this is extreme but these players genuinely dont give a fuck

Congratulations to David Luiz: You sir win 'The only player who gives a fuck' award. Gus Mears would be turning in his grave at this pile of overpaid shit

we can dream...

none of them because we would rather go after players like Modric and spend £40m than take a risk on some young players

Song for Ramires We need a song for Ramires Song for Ramiiiiiiiiiiiires

Depressed after reading how shit my life will be as an adult http://www.futuretimeline.net/

would love Arsenal at home or away. we would get a nice big allocation for that if it was at the Emirates. Wouldn't mind Crawley or Southampton either

The Torres saga is getting laughable now. Why is it that Nando gets all of this backing and we are saying that he should be allowed to take penalties? How long are we going to have to wait for him to get his confidence? We can't just put results on the line by running the risk of letting him take penalties (which on current form will probably go straight into row z). Kalou never gets all of this love. We are just constantly defending Torres. If he misses from a yard out people will still be blaming it on other people. 'The passes to him are shit' said somebody as justification for him not scoring. The passes to him against Man U at Old Trafford, Blackburn at Ewood Park, Norwich at Carrow Road were all very good. Who can't finish? Yes its Nando but somehow him missing sitters is other players' fault

and when people do pass to him he fucks it up!

RAMBO INJURED? EVA TO THE RESCUE!!!

ha ha fuck you QPR you dirty chavs!

I think I have better things to do with my Saturday afternoon...