Dear Nando. Please fuck off. Please. Go back to Athletico, take a pay cut and try not to talk shit about us when you leave. We tried. We supported you. We applauded you when you managed the absolute basics. We defended you when you missed open goals, gave the ball away and simply fell over. We made excuses for you when other fans ridiculed you. We put our faith in you when Drogba left and we ignored some 'quotes out of context' after the Champions League. But we're done. You're a cancer at this club now. It's not your fault, but it ain't going to change.