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It's all about Alexi Lalas, motherfuckers. Hahah in all seriousness how about Micky Droy? he had a pretty sexy beard.

I have no doubt he'll be one of our main players next season.

What i mean is that he seems more comfortable when he's taking on other players, i also think he likes it when he's the main player, that's why i compare him to Ronaldo, he has similar confidence and swagger. Personally for me, he's not a creative n.10 player, he doesn't have that great eye for a pass like Mata or Silva, don't get me wrong he can put player through on goal (like that wonderful pass against Spurs to put Mata through on goal) but he's not that type of player. It seems like once he feels like he's the main man he will start taking on more players and scoring more goals (like he's starting to do now).

To me it's like he tries too hard to be a Mata/Silva type player when in reality he's more of a Ronaldo type, who's confident and can take 3/4 players on.

You're fast

We can blame Rafa, but it's not just him, our whole team are chokers, we were 2-0 up for fucks sack. Today i'm mainly blaming the players, fucking laughing stock.

Good team, i hope this doesn't mean Torres starts against Arsenal or Swansea..

Will Jose get the best out the likes of Mata, Hazard and Oscar..? not so sure if i'm honest.

Why would Klopp leave Dortmund for us..?

JOSE MOURINHO

Is he any good?

Three games in the space of seven days, Ba will not start in all of them... In an ideal world i would like this to happen, but we all know Rafa loves to make his first sub around the 70th minute mark.

We know Rafa likes to rotate his squad, no way will Demba Ba start in all three games.

Torres should start today, i would rather Ba start against Arsenal and Swansea.. we cant expect Ba to play three games in a week.

come on, Reading aren't that bad!

You're annoying.

If she's not available, i'm free. Now back on track, IMO Lampard is more on par with the likes of Gerrard rather than someone like Zidane, i mean come on... Zidane' a fucking artist, he was simply breathtaking.

So has he signed yet..?

To be fair the title is called abuse, abuse, abuse.. i'm guessing this is the abuse thread..? carry on lads.

Another player we've been linked with who's gone to another club.. Jesus so far this window has been crazy.

Since everything is cool again... who's better Neymar or Hazard..? GO!

Exciting loan for him, that's if he actually plays.

Feel sorry for Johnson, he was a promising player.. shame about his injuries and his Alcohol and gambling problems.

Guillem Balague ‏@GuillemBalagueAbout Guardiola and Bayern: it's categorically NOT TRUE that he's agreed with Bayern. Or with anybody yet

Still don't believe it...