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Sorry to be a pain, but anyone?

Any chance you can change my name to James

Still annoying.

Gonçalo Lopes ‏@_GoncaloLopes Hulk almost done to #cfc , only clauses in the contract between clubs are delaying the announcement Only has a 1000 followers but some journalists are following him like SKY'S Graeme bailey and BBC's Howard nurse

To be fair you was getting annoying, for the past week all you've been doing is calling Terry a cnut. Also JusticeforSHM?

The thing with Everton is that they always start off slowly, if they can start the season as they normally finish then they'll do well in my opinion.

BAN HIM!

I want England to win (obviously), but i hope Hazard has a good game.

I agree, the last 3-4 years we've all been saying in the summer we will rebuild and that never happens. To be honest i wasn't too sure about this season either but i'm actually amazed we're doing it, it's been a long time coming.

A ban is a bit harsh... soon enough this place will turn into rawk, banning people if they don't agree, locking threads for no reason etc, can you imagine?

You've been giving me a few laughs the last couple of days

A bit pessimistic i think...

The Hazard thread was quite funny, what was it? like 10 pages in 20 minutes... I actually thought he signed with the amount of pages being created.

Hulk lined up as £38m Chelsea signing http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/hulk-lined-up-as-38m-chelsea-signing-7808662.html

Carroll, Henderson and Downing are English, which means they're automatically better.

Not only is it exciting times for Chelsea, but the premier league as a whole. Man city have great players and will most likely sign more, United getting Kawaga, Arsenal maybe getting M'villa... it should be a fantastic, attacking season next year, cant wait.

I really do enjoy your Simon Cowell-esque persona.

I'm neutral, i wouldn't mind either way, Pep or RDM, both sounds good to me, although i will be upset for RDM if we get Pep.

I keep hearing rumours about us unveiling Marin,Hazard and Hulk at the press conference together, doubt it's true... but nonetheless, exciting times.

Maybe he had a medical in Germany.. my thinking was that if he had a medical here surely we would of put a photo up of him holding our shirt with Gourley...

I dont think Marin did either, i think he'll do it at a later date.

Maybe at first but he will definitely bulk up, a lot of players do, for example Ronaldo.

Nice play from Mercelo

Haha the commentator ranting about Mercelo

Commentator talking about Hulk tweets