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I wouldn't mind him, tbh. We need some physical presence right now.

If he does return, I want the old Mourinho back. Not the Mourinho that Real Madrid have had this season. It's not that I wouldn't have faith in him anymore, it's just that he didn't seem optimistic at all today and it was so obvious, because you could tell he looked quite depressed during the whole game. Don't get me wrong - I would be really glad if he returned. But would things work the same way they once did?

Well, what an awful semi-final that was. Those two late goals by Madrid clearly didn't make up for their shameful display. I am actually so glad that they didn't make it. I've been rooting for Dortmund all the time this season but this is obviously going to be Bayern's year. It is written for them, just like it was for us last season.

A fully deserved win. It really would've been a shame if we didn't.

Always loved this guy.

Fantastic news. The twat deserves it.

Drogba's penalty, how Cech witnessed it..

This Bayern team is incredible, they just know they're going to win. Their team spirit is incredible. That is how you play like a team.

Whoa, that gif makes the whole thing look even more shocking. I am actually starting to believe that he might be a psychopath. Needs to have his head checked, imo.

Had we won, I would have been somewhat optimistic. Right now, I am highly pessimistic.

The Premier League is a joke, frankly speaking. The ref gives 6 minutes of added time, they score on the 7th. How is that possible? How is this allowed to happen? I am ignoring the fact the goal was scored by the player who shouldn't have been on the pitch in the first place, I am also ignoring the fact we got robbed against the team I hate the most. What truly makes my blood boil is that the refs in this league really like to see very late goals, and they do this on purpose. I watch the Bundesliga quite often, and I've never seen something similar happen there. It never happens in the Champions League either, or any other league for that matter. Well, maybe it happens in other leagues every once in a while, but in this league it happens all the time, especially in big games. These refs are a joke, and the entire league is a joke.

Absolutely love these new kits. Just wow. I thought our 2011/12 home kit was my favorite adidas kit, but I'm not so sure anymore. Love Cech's too.

Ramos posted this on his Twitter earlier, lmao

Top 5 so far for me 1) Oscar v Juventus 2) Lampard v Newcastle 3) Mata v Newcastle 4) Hazard v Stoke 5) Hazard v Man Utd

Same here. I've never been a car fanatic or too excited about driving. My parents think I should take driving lessons before it becomes too late, but I still think it's too early. I am not even 20 yet, my uncle is in his 40s and he started to take his lessons last month, and he has lived a perfect life until now. Besides, I think for now I'd rather not have an extra worry in my life. Once I start to like cars, the act of driving and everything, then I might consider it. For now I think I prefer sitting my lazy ass on the bus rather than having to care too much about things I don't really like caring about.

Agreed totally, he has truly reached that miserable state now. Before the Steaua game I'd never seen a footballer look so weak, so poor and so unhappy, he looked wretched in that game. Sure, he scored a goal and he was trying to score more, but deep down he was dying, and the missed penalty confirms it. He had this facial expression during the second half, especially after he started to bleed, that really made me feel sorry for him. I actually think he wants to leave this club more than some of the fans do.

Am I the only one who thinks he has lived off his famous goal v Argentina and the things he achieved during the beginning of his career for far too long? I am not saying he had no talent, but I cannot even imagine what the reaction will be when legends like Lampard and Gerrard announce their retirements.

That picture is from 2007...

It is our players that make some keepers look better than they actually are. Ba missed four great chances and their keeper doesn't deserve praise for neither chance.

Look at JT celebrating in front of the West Ham fans, lmao.

His performance was sublime, he is a joy to watch. Getting better each game.

Very good game, but we should've scored more. Hazard clearly motm, Ba was worse than Torres.

Lampard will definitely get his 200th today, his former club and all. It is meant to be.

That is one of the ugliest Chelsea kits I've ever seen. Really hope it's fake. Actually, it might be THE ugliest.

Yeah, for the seventeenth time.