Kojo

XPERTELEVEN MADE ME CRY

Salomon Kalou... nuff said.

I wish this thread was Malouda would return to France right away

Really?, well you'll know more than me about them 3 players, i've seen them play quality in some games, but i don't see them every week. But i know Chelsea will get bent over, and if you havent seen Chelsea recently, well you will get solid proof tomorrow of how bad we actually are.

Welcome to the forum, and jesus, did you just say Napoli only have 3 good players?, yes those 3 good players Lavezzi, Hamsik and Cavani i believe you're talking about?, are world class players, the only world class player Chelsea have is Mata, and even he gets sick of our shit team, trust me your front 3 will rape our unstable defence, our defence could get pressured by a snail, our midfield can't pass a ball, and i'm not even sure if we have a forward... and i know we definitely don't have a winger. Trust me you're being to negative, what makes you think Chelsea!, CHELSEA FOR FUCK SAKE are good enough to beat Napoli?, maybe if we show up and play well but it aint gonna happen, you seen our team recently?, unmotivated, carless, arguing in the dressing room about disagreements with manager, it's not going to happen, Napoli don't need luck to beat Chelsea.

Mikel better not play, Napoli will run riots in our half and Mikel will probably just be stood there and letting it all happen.

That's the spirit lad!, fucking brilliant!. If we manage to get the team back on track we can do it, but we need Liverpool out, we will lose to them, however i am confident we can beat Spurs.

How much money you betting, if we do beat Birmingham then go to play Leciester, Jermain Beckford will score.

AVB got Bilbao playing great did he?, oh then hows he bad?.

I never knew who this Marcelo Bielsa was, but he seems to be doing pretty well at where he is never said if i wanted him or not but would be unfair if i did because i never seen him. Bet any money though he wouldn't be doing much better better than AVB with our current terrible squad, but probably better. But then again, he may of had the brains to actually SPEND! in the two transfer windows.

I'd rather hope they get Madrid to be honest.

Brilliant committment, then you get John Obi Mikel yesterday who just stands there and when he see's the Birmingham player about to score he just gives up and stands there, instead of running to the line, okay he may not of got there in time but i expect at least 3 or 4 players rushing to block something like that.

Very scary game, not looking forward to this game at all. I just hope we don't get dominated a 2-1 loss, i'll be okay with it (well i say that but of course i'll still go angry if we lose either way, but still i'd much prefer not getting dominated). Getting domianted would be a nightmare, 3-0 loss or higher would be horrible, conceding 2 goals actually wont be that bad, especially if we score one. This is the game AVB has to prove himself, that he's a manager who can run a top club, a manager who can sort the team out even in the worst of situations, and motivate them and pull something out tactic wise. Because we need to change something now, we keep playing the way we have in the past 2 months we will lose this game about 5-0, AVB must prove himself to the fans and the players, and most possibly the board.

Yep, we actually don't even have a wide player besides Malouda, and he is a player who can't cross anymore. Sturridge is only good outwide when we are usually kicking the oppenents arse, such as Bolton and Newcastle, but he even got pretty wasteful in them, well Newcastle he did. He sometimes kicks something out like in the Man City match, but i prefare him to come more centre myself, he's actually got a good eye for a pass, anyone see his pass to Drogba against Laverkusen away?. He came on against Liverpool and played more centre and i believe he changed the game, he was making that pass to the front men what the midfield couldn't make becaus our midfield is shit. Putting Sturridge and Mata next to the front man, making the front 3 is isolating them because our midfield is shit, fair enough Mata comes back, but we need Mata more upfront where he's dangerous, we need to find him in the best of positions but our midfield can't pass a fucking ball. I think this is where it's important for Benayoun to come back so he can actually ass the ball upfield, plus he works very hard as a midfielder be good to have him in the team.

First of all Mikel needs to go, he's too slow, can't break up play, loves making mistakes, slows down our play, he will never adapt to AVB's way of playing. Romeu, great player but we can't rely on him, we need another DM too, Mikel isn't good for backup or rotation because he just shouldn't play for us anymore, plus Romeu will probably be going back to Barca in 2 year time so like i said we can't rely on him and that's a main reason.

Toure isn't a full DM, That's what the likes of Nigel De Jong and Gareth Barry are for, Toure is drive in the midfield but he doesn't sit deep enough and he goes forward a lot, he has more freedom him and Silva seem to switch places a lot too. I'm talking about a defensive midfielder like in Romeu's type, you wont get better than Tiote in my opinion, probably Lucas for Liverpool is 2nd best but Tiote for me is quality. He saves so much trouble for the back 4.

Best defensive midfielder in the premier league for me, also a big game player, fast, strong, and great tackler, he works his ass off, amazingly underrated. I think we need to buy this player, and he wont cost loads either, he would be brilliant for the midfield. Though his weakness for me is on the ball, hes got much better at shielding the ball and barely ever gets it took off him, last season he used to get the ball taken off him a lot, and his passing last season was average, now it's got a lot better, played a great pass to Ba earlier on in the season, would love this guy at our club, brilliant player.

Well to be fair it might just be me getting too depressed about Torres coming to think of it, he's just really doing my head in.

All we need is a playmaker, trust me, Ramires is a good player and should stay in the team, a DM is possibly needed however, not seen too much of Romeu recently and doubt he's going to stay at Chelsea, but then again who knows. That passer in midfield is vital, it would of changed the full team, changes the mentallity and adds confidence, because no one has ideas in the midfield, Meireles is also a good player but he's out of form because he needs a good player next to him, it's useless having two box to box midfielders next to each other, Meireles should never of been a starting player, he's not good enough, squad player at most.

Bull shit i seen a spark, it was almost impossible for him to control 2 of the long balls he got given to him, he made a quality backheel to Ivanovic great link up, where as Torres, you know nothings going to happen if you pass that cabbage the ball, mayaswell just just kick it out of play.

That is a question i ask myself, over and over again!.

So we drawn 1-1 against a Championship team with a full strength squad, fucking ridiculus.

For fuck sake.

ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING ME!, ARE YOU FUCKING TAKING THE PISS!, FUCK OFF LAMPARD WITH YOUR SHITTY FREE KICKS

Lampards gonna take.... gonna hit the wall. EDIT: Shit forgots about drogs.