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Goddamn you fellas are boring with Torres...

I finished this late so I delayed the launch until tomorrow because of rules and to save how the thread is written. You should also tell me your opinion Also, don't mind the name of the thread.

He looks more natural on this pic

If he can't break into ARGENTINIAN midfield while being worth that crazy money then mr.Zampagreedy can kiss our blue arses and sell this fella cheaper to us :eyebrows:

Jesus Christ I FU*KIN' HATE THAT S*ITTY SONG!

I'm afraid City will go for Aguero if he leaves :unsure:

We'll sign Taarabt, extend Kalou's contract rather then bringing a new winger, Scott Dann and Bentdner Jokes to the side, relax. I wouldn't be surprised if I got up tomorrow and saw that our website had released the official statement that they had signed Aguero

Don't worry mate, you can solve it on many ways and I'll name you a few 1. Take the gun and blow your brains of. 2. Jump of the bridge with a rock tied to your leg (you know, in case you somehow survive the fall and stuff so it can pull you down ) 3. Put a plastic bag on your head and try not to breathe 4. Take the hairdryer and take a shower with it while it's turned on. There are also many other solutions, give a look here or try using google to find something if can't decide which one to pick. Tell us if it helped mate

It's time for the boob contest! WTH is that? Well, it's something I thought of and it will give you a chance to show your "I know to whom those boobs belong to" skillz! Here are the rules. 1. The winner is the first member who gives the correct answers. 2nd and 3rd person are those who are behind him with correct answers also. 2. The only thing that matters is that you post the answers I'm looking for. How do you find them? That's up to you. 3. You are strictly forbidden to edit your post, and if you do it your entry won't be valid. 4. You are also free to discuss in the thread, but you must give a CLEAN post with the answers like shown bellow Be very careful when you click the POST button because even if you misspelled the name your entry will not be valid also! Prizes. 1st place=> 30 rep points 2nd place=>15 rep points 3rd place=>10 rep points What you need to do? Post the answers like this: A1, JimCFC B2, BlueLion C3, Steve ... J10, Sh0n3x The names I wrote are supposed to be the names of owners of those curly things the men so desperately love. The picture (you an also click the spoiler) So... I ANNOUNCE THE 1st TC BOOB CONTEST OPEN!

Congrats lads, you deserved it

Noooooo! Emenalo was the the most important man who kept everything in check. It's a sad day for Chelsea if this is true.

Funny thing is that I didn't see the handball from the first XD I thought the game has stopped or something. Quality ref I must say.

Someone on facebook was wrong then

Messi is joining us on Friday.

That is.....unique...

He got injured on Essien's peace match. Is everything alright now?

Just take a look around transfer section a bit, you'll find some even funnier

:ballack: Andre himself said that he wants to meet the squad first and that happens in 2 days. Journos are really becoming desperate these days. Don't trust in this fellas, wipe your ass with it

Our huge fan

So far, 3 matches played => 2 goals scored...

Well fuck me, I can't score a goal like that even in fifa XD

And I thought American football was supposed to be sexy and attack minded

If I was with Cheryl I'd be eating lighting and shitting thunder XD We'll see a better Ashley next season now that he's with her again :eyebrows:

I'd love him actually here so I can see him kicking Rooney, Nani, Gerrard and Tevez

Good luck lad