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Welcome.

Obviously has nothing between his ears.

Adam Johnson.

Fair enough.

C'mon, that was a cross mate.

Nothing is too cheesy for an article headline. So it is zolayes, I need to learn how to spell before I start offering up grammatical improvements to Alex.

Surely Bangkok cruise for bouyant Chelsea Blues ?

Back keeper?

Lamps!

Fucksake Anelka!

Josh already looking much more comfortable in a more advanced position.

Hope the game isn't rained off!

Incredible that Atletico have announced his season long loan before we officially announce that we've signed him from Genk.

Absolutely no chance of Danny going to Anderlecht, what a ridiculous story.

Very good as usual Alex. I would say, " the current incumbent of the SB hot seat", but both are probably correct. However, I am one of the supporters who was underwhelmed by today's performance. I wasn't expecting 6-0. I was just expecting some periods of good football and some initial signs of change under AVB, neither of which we got imo.

I think the problem is in their heads, not their feet. Either that or the fact that our team is so static sometimes, there seem to be few options going forward.

Absolute pish.

Terrible first half, hope to fuck the next 45 are an improvement.

Welcome.

In the words of TX, Props.

Interesting, says at the end of the article that only Real have matched the £40m for Neymar. Anyway, I thought that the Aguero clause stood at £38m?

Bit of a strange one, wouldn't have thought big Pete would be too happy about that.

Already a thread.

His agent: "Um twitter de silencio pelo Pai do amigo Guiliano Bertolucci" Translates as: "A twitter silencio by Father's friend Guiliano Bertolucci" Anyone able to come up with a better translation? Where's Henrique?