Madmax

Stamford Bridge Porn :

Jose Mourinho BLASTS squad, tells them "YOU COULD BE BETTER!"

Is it true that Bony has a £19m release clause? I'd be all over them for that price, especially because there's no viable HG option around. Torres isn't going anywhere and with the HG situation as it is, signing Didier seems a bit pointless now.

Difference is this time we've got a much more balanced squad that'll provide us options and solutions to different problems. We suffered from starting last season with such a lopsided squad but saw our problems and went out and got the players that fix those problems instead of adding to the clutter.

Well, that was really pleasing to watch; easily our most complete performance yet - which is ideal because now it's all about the real thing. The most positive aspect was how quick and purposeful our start was; it set the tone. Movement, pressing, combinations, intent - all there. I cannot point out one less than average performance, except maybe Schurrle who disappeared from the game after the 15 minute mark. Fabregas and Matic look like they've been playing together forever. The defence could have done with having more of a test because they've been letting in silly goals but seeing as Real have lost most of their attacking players from last season, it's understandable why they didn't. All in all, good signs and I cannot wait for Burnley.

Ruud has some explaining to do to his wife ...

I found a caption for this. DC Comics.

Link for those that dont mind firstrow >>> http://firstrowas.eu/watch/274939/1/watch-chelsea-vs-real-sociedad.html

Watch out for Ruben Pardo - nice player.

Some of you are really lucky; all I'm getting on the official site is a bunch of pixels.

Fuck watching the supercup instead of home debuts for Costa, Cesc and Luis.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x23d0ct_andre-schurrle-world-cup-winner-hd_sport

Nice read about him in the Mail

^Agree completely. Feel he'll fit our needs like a glove and elevate us to the next level.

A smile AND a thumbs up? He's going soft ffs.

Jizz ....

Brilliant Cesc

Who made the pass to Eden?

Ivan, Cahill, Zouma, Azpi, Fab, Rami, Salah, DC, Oscar, Mikel

Rambo only scores worldies

RAMBOOOOOO

Created our best open-play chance with the ball to Schurrle that Didi mishit. Couple of neat crossfield ones as well.

Willian's played well for someone dubbed the 'new SWP'

Well we're not playing any notable side - this is someone most haven't heard of before today.