More of the shit from most of last season. First pre-season friendly, granted. Handful of reserves in the side, granted. But still hugely disappointing. And no, not because there's no goals being scored. A new gaffer's come in, the players know their places are on the line, a big shake-up is on the cards and yet such a soulless performance. Being outfought by guys less than half their ability.
Well AVB did say he wanted to get a good look at all the players before any transfer activity is finalised. Hopefully that first half tells him that guys like Malouda, Turnbull, Zhirkov have no business pulling on a Chelsea shirt ever again.
Nasri, Aguero, Dzeko, Silva, Balotelli, Toure. On paper that's a title winning front 6. But the title is won on grass, not paper. Either way we need signings. Or we're going to be in for nothing more than 3rd place I'm afraid.
Once Man City enter the race for him, it's more or less certain that he'll end up there. Nobody else has the resources or the lack of sense to enter into a bidding war with them.
I've had 21 stitches in my left foot and had it wrapped in plaster for 2 months or so because I thought that kicking out at a mirror would be an appropriate reaction to Steven Gerrard's late, late equaliser against my Chelsea side on Football Manager.