Madmax

The greatest comeback story in recent football history.

Happy birthday Wilson and Nic.

We'd won nothing in 04.

Chelsea '04 - better fans. Chelsea '11 - ...

The current one is my name. Madmax was a tribute to my favourite cricketer growing up, Sri Lanka's Aravinda de Silva. It was his nickname.

That Marina woman needs to go back to the kitchen.

Arsenal. Mighty Emirates is half empty several mins before the end if Arsenal are losing.

Not gonna click on that link. Don't want to be a contributor to the cunt's wages.

He's a Dutch international, he needs games and it's good to see that he wants games. I wouldn't mind letting Alex go and keeping Bruma for rotation, see how that goes and take it from there.

Shane too.

Our form atm is like a bad dream you can't wake up from. Not expecting much at Newcastle. Oh, who am I kidding? Come match time and I'll be cheering like a hopeless lunatic. Football, bloody hell.

Wouldn't they have done that already? I'm sure he doesn't believe it for a moment when he says the squad is good enough. Why not try something different? He afterall does get paid for making the tough choices. A bit of innovation never hurt anybody.

Sometimes people need to be put in their place. It's better than making deluded statements like this squad has the ability to win the league. A public rebuking will show the players who's boss.

Dear Mario, Please maintain your consistency and get sent off against us next week. Love, AVB.

First things first - the manager needs to come out and admit publicly that we've got a massive problem with this squad. It's unbalanced, it's too short on quality and has too much mileage. None of this 'we've got faith in them, we're still competing in 3 trophies, the team is good enough' bollocks.

Worldclass? The Chelsea of July 2011 was a worldclass football team?

An abbreviated assessment of our squad - They're shite. Not Mata. Love him.

Sigh, painful. Think I'm going to avoid the papers and sports news tomorrow. 3 AM here, back at work in 5. Good night.

We're simply going through the motions at the moment.

What needs to be done in January is to win.

Some twats leaving already. Spolit plastic mugs.

Come on Alex lad, this is your range.

Two assists for Bellamy, ffs.

No.