Madmax

Torres what a joke.

We are so so bad tonight.

Just a get a second lads.

I don't have to praise his brainfarts because you like him. He's been useless today.

Kalou is embarrassing. Take him off please.

If we play like this against Barca we'll do well to keep the score down to single digits.

Ramires somehow bettering Benzema's effort in the miss of the season stakes.

Terry's handball is a definite pen for me, I said so at the time. You've got no cause to complain today though, the ref has been consistently firm in his decisions and it's down to the players to maintain discipline, which Maxi didn't. The pen was nailed on, Cole was going nowhere and Garcia should have left him alone but instead clattered into him. It's a fould if outside the box and hence a pen when inside. 2 goal-line clearances over the two legs, you've been the better side in terms of possession and fluidity but if you don't score, you don't win. Good luck in the league.

Not even getting into this - 4 stonewall penalties against fairy dive after fairy dive. I'm staggered you're even comparing the two, is it out of the need to be seen as being different?

You're going out - atleast do so with some grace and dignity.

Something tells me big mouth Jesus is going to be fussing a lot in the post match presser.

Wow. Red card.

Fuck's sake - stupid foul Ivan.

Mikel excellent. Lampard no doing enough defensively in the double pivot.

The cunt's dive almost cost us a goal.

Luiz what was that?

Nice. Doesn't change things much, still need the second to kill it.

Ivan needs to be better - Gaitan has too much time on the ball.

Here we go. Come on Chels.

He has no reason to. Kalou did a good job defensively in the first leg, shutting down Maxi.

Chill out mate, you're a better poster than this.

This is going well .. Mods, do your job.

I watch Shinji play most weekends and no number of youtube videos of Honda would change my mind.

Well that's hardly convincing. Honda .. whenever I've watched him (CL), he hasn't been anything special. I'd take Dzagoev over him from CSKA. Giovinvo - I don't know, don't watch Serie A much.

Correct, but that's how these things are considered. I would rather point towards his movement for the second goal (the first for Ivanovic), his run took away a defender and opened up space for Ivan to exploit. Not an assist technically but a better indicator of his contribution.