Madmax

Romeu is alive!

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Arsenal = poor man's Swansea.

Champions league semis don't roll around too often, not against Barca, not in the kind of season we've had. I, for one, wouldn't miss it for the world.

Seems to me that they include Torres in these things simply because he's a big name.

That's pretty simple to explain - Torres - EURO winner, a WC winner, was one of the deadliest strikers in world football till 2 years ago and a blonde bombshell to boot. Carroll - Er .. ponytailed beer drinker famous for being er ... a £35m flop.

Loved that sneak peek from Shonex, let's make this happen!

It'll be a travesty if Chalobah, Feruz and Piazon don't play for the Chelsea big boys someday.

Not a goal celebration as such but my favourite on-field gesture is when JT and the boys applaud/acknowledge the fans present after a game/when being subbed etc.

The fact that Lampard didn't look up to locate Ramires before pinging that pass forward is what makes it amazing. He notices the space behind Xavi in the area vacated by Alves and without hesitation plays it in perfectly, trusting Ramires to pop up there. It's not telepathy, they obviously worked on this before the game. Credit to the team management.

The past week has been unreal in terms of the occasions provided - take your pick from a London derby in the cup semi no less, a two-legged tie against the reigning European champs AND another massive derby as the filler in-between, with all of the implications it will have on the table an added dimension to the game. Hard to think of a bigger week than this in recent seasons, the sheer glamour of these games is unparalleled.

Happy b-day.

17.3m £ offer rejected in Jan and he has more than 2 years on his contract, meaning any potential move could take upwards of 20m.

Excellent from Juni, yet again.

Top Drog Forever™

20% possession, 100% of the goals. BOOM, sit down Barca.

DROGBA YOU ABSOLUTE BEAST.

This site is going down haha.

Platini must be bricking it

10 mins to go.

Give it a rest.

Fucking John Burridge saying 'Chelsea cheated to try and get the penalty calls' in that second leg. Fucking bald old fart. SCUM.

Wouldn't be surprised if Ramires is on the left again, a la against Napoli. Him against Alves would be a great battle.

He's unavailable mate, injured for 2 weeks.

Luiz, Cole, Meireles, Ivanovic .. all a yellow away from suspension.