Madmax

JT's contributions to the Chelsea cause ever since the age of 14 > one silly sending off. Captain, Leader, Legend.

Roman should be doing the same. Robbie is our man. .................................................................................... Mad respect for Pep btw, the legacy he's created is no joke, it shoots down all those moronic comments about it being easy to manage Barcelona. Will go down as one of the greatest despite - and inspite - of what some idiots say.

'So, you still wanna go back, bitch?' 'Nah, fuck that shit.' 'Cheers'.

Well that's one thread I didn't think I would be posting in.

I let out an almighty scream before launching into a series of very loud ''Fuck you!''s. Not sure why really, I mean I could have done something naughty to Torres had he been in front of me right then in person. It did prompt my dad to rise from his deep slumber in the other room to investigate, eyebrow raised, inquiring "Are you swearing?"

While on the subject of Fabregas, :

The John Terry chest thump.

Meh, what a letdown to face this lot of nobodies after the high of the past week and a bit.

I have never missed a penalty in a Champions league semifinal. You jelly, Messi and Ronaldo?

He actually sounds like he's falling headfirst into a bottomless ravine.

Welcome back mate (Madmax btw, you can tell from my Carlo ava )

Too fucking bright and hot. I mean HOT.

If he scores, he's 'dogshit' apart from the goal. If he assists, that's not we bought him for. If he does neither, he's the overpriced ex-scouse ladyboy everyone loves taking a piss on. The man simply cannot win.

You can stuff your Messi, stuff your Messi, stuff your Messi up your arse!

I'm still shaking like a crossbar after a Messi penalty.

Nah that Barca fan on here confirmed it. Plenty of links floating around twitter as well.

You've given up on Silva by now, yes? He's mine. He always was.

Big Pete my MOTM over the two legs.

Special mention to the Camp Nou crowd - they applauded us after Torres' goal, classy.

'Chelsea' has been trending worldwide on twitter ever since the game.

We don't give a fuck whoever you may be, we are the famous CFC.

I'm sorry for everything bad I've ever said about you

pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass pass oh shit we're out