TIWATZ

Could you pass me the Daily Mail? I need to go to the bathroom and take a dump.

Suarez did NOT score for the scousers.. It was a own goal and will be noted so in the statistics too.

Scored the winner for Bolton just now, congrats to him!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1352649/Martin-Samuel-Fair-play-Roman-75m-reaches-needy.html

It is Monday night.

I am going to buy a Chelsea shirt with Torres just to support these kinds of signings! CMON CHELSEA!

They want more like £30m for Andy Carroll.

At the start I thought this would never happen, but now I am really PSYCHED for this to happen! CMON CHELSEA!

They are Liverpool fans, what did you expect?

I love reading the RAWK forum as they go into complete MELTDOWN! ROFL! http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=270074.0

Lescott is a terrible defender and human being! I would hate to see him sign for us, so I hope the Luiz bid will be successful!

Lampard injury

Lamps is GOD.

It's cheaper to get a homeless man and blindfold him. I bet he'd outshine SWP even!

Roman will not invest and probably sell this summer and while that is taking place Manchester City will keep going bananas and getting away with it. Here's why: "How only Man City can beat that financial fair play rules: The FFP rules stop an individual or sovereign fund subsidising wages/transfers. However, there are no restrictions on commercial investments/sponsorships as long as they are not considered to be subsidies in disguise. Here is the kicker - take as an example a Middle Eastern company that has a connection to Sheik Manasour - they can, say, pay £200m a year for the naming rights for Man City stadium. Then another Middle eastern group can pay £100m for the kit. £50m for in ground advertising etc etc. It wouldn't be commercially sensible but UEFA can do bugger all about it because as far as the investors are concerned it is good commercial value. And who is to argue it is not? So City can generate millions upon millions in "sponsorships" that bear no relation to commercial logic and get away with it. We (nor Man U), on the other hand, cannot do that. RA does not have that network of companies wanting to waste money in that way."

Sucks that there's no footage!

What?! A man can't dream?

Who I want? Jose Mourinho of course! Who will we get? Elemano probably... fucking shit season.

Kakuta should start instead of Malouda.

+1

You're not allowed to praise a player after a defeat on a Chelsea chat page, especially youngsters. I'ts a unwritten rule, true story!

Btw this is totally rollocks so that all of you know, daily mail don't know shit plus to them a investment equals a loss. Just read what a unbiased finance company like Deloitte says, then go into the bathroom and take a dump and wipe your ass with the Daily Mail. :tophat:

Found a funny picture

Good news imo.

Oh my god haha! The doom and gloom on here..