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Pretty much everyone is forgetting that Broja is coming of a massive knee injury and is possibly (not saying 100 per cent) permanently damaged goods. I need to see 2 straight years of health before I am 100 per cent convinced. I know I am absolutely brutal about injuries and height (in certain positions), but dammit, look at the record of my warnings. Fofana is the newest, massive bust. He is likely done in terms of being a potentially WC or even very good player. I warned. He came off my lists long before we stupidly bought him for insane cash.

IF he accepts £190 to 200K PW wages and if we do a straight swap (plus at max £10-15m cash) for the shite Lukaku, then I am okej with it. I am not as negative on him as so many are. CFs out there I would accept (Mbappe is not a CF) and who are available (so that knocks off Julián Álvarez, for instance) I did not list Elye Wahi as well, as I need to be assured that the swx pest charges are bogus. 20 CFs left In order of valuation: Victor Osimhen Harry Kane Lautaro Martínez Randal Kolo Muani Dusan Vlahovic Jonathan David Gonçalo Ramos Ollie Watkins Ivan Toney (if not for the ban he would be my number one want now) Youssoufa Moukoko Evan Ferguson Aleksandar Mitrovic Santiago Gimenez (sleeper) Patrik Schick (injuries are the main reason he is not higher) Benjamin Sesko Evanilson Gift Orban Hugo Ekitiké Adam Hlozek Marcos Leonardo

ffs

no, no you do not 🧌

Slabhead and Lindy comedy gold defending

lol 2 minute collapse by Manure 1 nil lead to a 2 1 deficit

Slabhead getting mercilessly booed already

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he is actually 3 and half inches or so (a little less) taller than Martinez 1.83m versus 1.75m and that 1.75m is likely bullshit that said 1.83m (and also, Raya doesn't have long arms, they are not Kepa (for Kepa's height) short, but deffo not super long) is TOO short for a Chels keeper as teams play aerial crossing balls versus us a lot I want Giorgi Mamardashvili

Randal Kolo Muani and Tchou inbound!!!!!! 🤣

if Randal Kolo Muani had scored v the Argies, Axel Disasi probably would have cost 10m more quid, lolol (as a WC winner who started a game for France and was a late sub in two others, including the Final) I hope he pans out not 100% sold on him, but also not 100% NO NO NO at all

just get Caicedo in, and a GOOD GK and KUDUS!!!! plus sell all on my list of gotta-goes zero chance we can pull Ousmane Dembélé, he is going to renew not too arsed about CF the options are really thin now and all are so expensive (barring we sign a 30+ something) we should just buy Ladbrokes in January

I think he may well end up being a MONSTER

Axel Disasi was not at all my first choice but I am not going to lose my mind he is a tank who is never injured would have preferred António Silva (the next Rúben Dias IMHO) Bremer Giorgio Scalvini (hard pull, he doesn't want to leave Italy, quelle surprise for an top young Italian CB, lol) Jean-Clair Todibo Mohamed Simakan Taylor Harwood-Bellis (Citeh only want £15m for him, we should really consider him still and loan him out to Strasbourg) Nicolò Casale (sleeper) Danilho Doekhi (sleeper)

hard pass, short and gets flustered too much I will go bonkers if we buy him no more Spanish keepers please Remiro and Simon would be the ONLY ones that I would even list as far down options and either one would not make me at all happy unless they were purchased to be a backup to a truly WC keeper (like Oblak)

fuck

spuds probably thought it was the europa league trophy

as a player and coach he has 8 toopflight ones and almost won both the Copa Libertadores and the CL Player Newell's Old Boys Copa Libertadores runner-up: 1992 lost on pens to a loaded São Paulo side lead by Cafú Manager Tottenham Hotspur UEFA Champions League runner-up: 2018–19

if we have plane trouble we can fly using his ears though