Vesper

they have basically 2 in walkovers Super Cup versus a SHIT Sevilla side and then the FWCC, the last easy FWCC ever

and there goes the chance at 7 trophies in one season and ten in a row stumbled on the first hurdle

wow, rusty KdB misses

I hate there is no extra time

pens for the 2nd time today

poor fullbacks can WRECK you defensively in today's game

super strike

and there it is

this is last 'easier' (because the FWCC is not played in 2024, and then in 2025 is WAY harder to win as it will have 32 teams) chance for a club to win 7 trophies in one season IF Citeh win this they are still on course plus they will have won 10 linearly (as they won the EPL, the FA Cup, and the CL in a row last season

wow Håland off

stay away from men in togas with hidden knives on yer b-day 🤪

is a fuckig beast

they miss him, as predicted

yes! we were at the pub next door and people went bonkers our women's team is cursed 7 continental and global finals and only one win 1984 European Championship that's it

that is smart business

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our new derbies

I will pay the petrol and get him a full body massage from a Mayfair outcall brass as a parting gift if we pull £50m for him room at The Cumberland, steps away from the Marble Arch tube easy off, easy on

because Kudus is going to Brighton I have no problem with Olise as the RWer to share minutes with Noni but Kidis is a better athlete, a better scorer, a better presser and can play any position up front, AMF, RW, LW (the place he would play the least), SS, and CF IF we had purchased Kudus then my final buys would have been (and this is also predicated on selling Sterling to KSA, CuCu to KSA, Ziyech to KSA, Gallagher to whoever will pay £45-50m, Trevoh to whoever will pay £25 to 35m so, and also sell CHO, and Malang Sarr, total intake for all of those combined at least £160 to maybe even £180m): then I would have bought Caicedo (£90m) can play DMF and CMF Kudus (£34m) can play anywhere up front Mohamed Simakan (£30m) solid, athletic, CB and also a very good RB swap deal with Juve (Rom plus £25m for Vlahovic) total gross spend for those four (£184m) net spend £4m to £24m, depending on how much we get for the sales I listed add in £20m negative wobble just to be conservative and you have £24 to £44m net spend for a worst case scenario lower wages and 4 vital, (with 3 of them versatile AF) players updated as I forgot Ziyech add in selling Broja and worst case scenario is a net profit of £6m to only £14m net spend or so

Nicolò Barella (if we fail on Caucedo) and Onana would be great

Top 5 player targets at each position still on the board and remotely available GK Not Needed Left footed CB Not Needed Right footed CB (If Trevoh is sold) António Silva Giorgio Scalvini Bremer Jean-Clair Todibo Mohamed Simakan LB Not Needed RB Not Needed DMF Aurélien Tchouaméni (hard AF pull) Moisés Caicedo Nicolò Barella Joshua Kimmich Roméo Lavia CMF Frenkie de Jong (so hard of a pull, and also so expensive) Gabri Veiga Manu Koné Ryan Gravenberch Maxence Caqueret AMF Mohammed Kudus (looks like we missed out, ffs) Rayan Cherki Arsen Zakharyan (will have to come indirectly via Strasbourg) Désiré Doué Georgiy Sudakov (see at bottom) LW (If Sterling is sold) Khvicha Kvaratskhelia (so so expensive, likely worth it, but cannot see us dropping this kind of money atm) Kingsley Coman Serge Gnabry Nico Williams Bradley Barcola RW Leroy Sané Michael Olise (he gets bold red as we look to have lost Kudus) Bryan Mbeumo Marcus Edwards Nicolás González CF (I listed 10 as 5 have conditions/issues) Victor Osimhen (pipe dream) Harry Kane (95% will not come here/be sold to us) Randal Kolo Muani Dusan Vlahovic Jonathan David Ivan Toney (January buy) Ollie Watkins (hard AF pull) Elye Wahi (as long as the sex shit is cleared up) Santiago Gimenez Gift Orban 'He could play for Barcelona or Man City... but he's stuck in a bunker': Shakhtar Donetsk teenager Giorgi Sudakov's 'war story' is detailed by former coach Fernando Valente, who insists his dreams have been 'snatched away' by Russia's invasion of Ukraine Ukraine midfielder Giorgi Sudakov is hiding in a bunker amid the war with Russia Sudakov, 19, is one of many who has been forced to take cover in the country The Shakhtar Donetsk star is with wife Lisa, who is expecting their first child His former coach Fernando Valente has opened up on the tear-jerking story Valente, 62, describes Sudakov as the most talented player he has ever coached But he insists the youngster's dreams have been 'snatched away' by the war https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-10614305/Ukraine-Shakhtar-Donetsk-youngster-Giorgi-Sudakovs-war-story-detailed-emotional-ex-coach.html UPDATED: 09:17 BST, 15 March 2022 Shakhtar Donetsk teenager Giorgi Sudakov has had his dreams 'snatched away by a bunker in a senseless war', former coach Fernando Valente has emotionally revealed on social media. Ukraine has been left decimated by an invasion from Eastern European neighbours Russia, who launched an all-out attack on the country at the end of February. Russian president Vladimir Putin's is already said to have resulted in over 600 civilian casualties, with the people of Ukraine forced to either flee the country or take cover in bunkers. Sudakov, the 19-year-old Ukraine midfielder who has spent five years with Shakhtar, is one of those hiding in a bunker along with his wife Lisa, who is currently expecting their first child. His touching story has been detailed on social media by Valente, the 62-year-old Portuguese coach who worked with Sudakov in Shakhtar's Under-21 team. He describes the youngster as the most talented player he has ever coached, insisting he was on track to play for a club the size of Barcelona or Manchester City before Russia invaded his country. 'War stories: Giorgi Sudakov is the greatest talent I have coached in my life,' Valente wrote on Twitter. '19 years old, international A for Ukraine, recently renewed contract until 2026 with Shakhtar. A fantastic human being waiting to be a father with his wife Lisa of a girl... 'Dreams to be fulfilled, snatched away by a bunker in a senseless war. Yes... I cry and pray for this couple and for all the young players and friends I left behind in a Ukraine that made me happy for two years. My heart is broken.' 'Sudakov is a kid with enormous potential, even to play for FC Barcelona or Manchester City.' Sudakov joined Shakhtar in 2017 and was eventually handed his senior debut in their Champions League win away at Real Madrid three years later. He has also been capped three times by Ukraine, having made his international bow against Bahrain in May 2021. 'He was the greatest talent I trained and he is one of the strongest connections I have,' Valente also said about Sudakov in an interview with the Lusa Agency.

likely bullshit, but who knows

self delete

well, I have no clue who is on the Ajax target list it isn't like they have shedloads of money to toss away