Vesper

Palmer is the first player in EPL history with 3 first half hat tricks

poor 2nd half effort ffs

why the fuck did the ref stop play????? grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

well fuck and he is now on £202K PW (gross)

fuck

5 added minutes

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hat trick

50 Chels goals for Palmer

weeeeeeeeet Cold on a hat trick

wooot pen 2

Crysencio Summerville has 5 goals and 2 assists in his last 5 and a half games

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Here are the top 20 highest T-Markt valuation wingers on the planet, counting Mbappé as a winger: Lamine Yamal €200m 18yo Kylian Mbappé €200m 27yo Vinicius Junior €150m 25yo Michael Olise €130m 24yo Bukayo Saka €130m 24yo Khvicha Kvaratskhelia €90m 24yo Désiré Doué €90m 20yo Estêvão €80m 18yo Raphinha €80m 29yo Kenan Yıldız €75m 20yo Bryan Mbeumo €75m 26yo Bradley Barcola €70m 23yo Rafael Leão €70m 26yo Luis Díaz €70m 29yo Cody Gakpo €70m 26yo Antoine Semenyo €65m 26yo Jérémy Doku €65m 23yo Rodrygo €60m 25yo Nico Williams €60m 23yo Pedro Neto €60m 25yo Age distribution atm: Two 18yos Two 20yos Three 23yos Three 24yos Three 25yos Four 26yos One 27yo Two 29yos

He will likely end up at Barca or Real Madrid.

Thanks, I misread it.