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Sarri is a true bitch if we lose any of three I am not giving up my Noughties Chels mindset Manure are shambolic atm other than than post Mo cum shot, they have been all season Ed remaining on is as nonsensical as Marina continuing to have the whip hand with us

I can safely say OGS is a FRAUD lolol the post Fergie curse continues cut n paste in Moyes or van Gaal same shit, different month and year Red Devils are Red Rent Boys

we need to just ban Sarri from the H/T locker room he is the most negative halfie mojo in the EPL he must drink the blood of half the team or some shit voodoo ball zombie 4 3 3 is the order of the day after he opens his gob

absolutely another Sarri second half old smoker special!!!

fuck that cunt

first time since 1979 that Wolves have beaten Arse

If we beat Manure and yet still are afraid of Leicester and Watford, we are well and truly fucked and on a perm downside until the club is sold(as we are in this shit place due to the puppet board)

4th place is ours for the taking. If Sarri cannot win the last 3 he is worst manager in the Roman era. Bar none.

Out again, sorry no links, I suggest just go to my previous posts and use those sites. FUCK ARSE FUCK MANURE

This is complete truth. Shameful we are in this position. We have now dropped 26(!) points from the 11 most blatant FAIL games that we should easily have won. Just half that (so 13 more points) and we would have locked up 3rd place weeks ago. Insanity we did not buy Piatek for £31m and own the lad outright (he will end up with around 35 or more goals this season, ffs) versus spending £27m (plus salary!) for 18 months of LOANING the washed up, ageing Higuain and then STILL not even owning him! The board should be drawn and quartered. Actually, I will bring out my inner Viking half and make a modest proposal for performing the blood eagle.

We dont have their talent tbh, and with Eden out the door and no replacement next season is going to be grim if we try and keep playing sorryball. If Puli is a bust, our wingers are in truly dire straights, as CHO is out for months and that leaves the two 30 somethings as only options other than an out of position RLC.

So glad I missed that fucking spuds game! We are just SOL, and they seem incapable of not scoring late game winners at will. Down to us winning out and Arse losing one. For some reason I have bad feeling about the EL. Maybe I am just being too negative.

I guess we find out the hard way. Even with Cahill and Luiz leaving we still have a lot of CB options (Rudiger, AC, Tomori, Clarke-Salter, Ampadu (who will be backup also for Jorginho at DH DMF) and also Azpi and Reece James being able to play at CB), but I think we still may need to recall Zouma. Time will soon tell.

Rudiger too, and Kepa the rest are filler indeed

Firmino is MILES better defensively, arguable the best defensive CF and SS in world football

one of my worst nightmares!!!!!! Poch would unleash the beast, please NOOOOOOOOOO

just saw this WELSH CUNTS I cannot believe them!!!! so so fucked they may not be relegated this makes me burn with anger Cardiff insist they will not pay a cent for Emiliano Sala in papers handed to FIFA https://www.foxsports.com.au/football/premier-league/teams/cardiff-city/cardiff-insist-they-will-not-pay-a-cent-for-emiliano-sala-in-papers-handed-to-fifa/news-story/9ee348511df5342d744eb7c656e5fa43 absolute FUCKERS!! the FA should give them a points reduction and knock down to 3rd division I said this was going to happen the day or two after he died DISGRACE to the UK SHAME!!!!!!

Emerson may not be IT, but Alonso is SHIT. hard pass sell the wanker, bans or not Dasilva can backup or even eventually start Alonso is a FAIL

sigh

great post

Not to be a debbie downer, but with Eden leaving, the bans, CHO wrecked for months and our team as is we have almost zero chance at top 4 next season all the other top 6 cubs are going to massive reload, especially Manure and Spuds, Arse too, and we are not remotely close to the dipper or shitty atm if Pulisic is a bust our starting wingers are Pedro and Willian most every game due to CHO blowing up his Achilles tonight, with RLC played out of position as only other backup besides CP till CHO recovers we have zero backup DMF to Jorginho unless Ampadu comes good (or we recall, lolol Bakayoko OR play DRINKWATER, lol) we must recall Zouma and pray Rudiger stays healthy as Luiz (thank dog) walks on a free (grrrrrrrr, we should have sold him to PSG last summer) as we will NEVER (IF WE DO I AM DONE) give him a 3 year extension he is demanding we may have to renew Higs after all, as I see no pathways for Bats or Morata to come good for us and that is £80m or so we need to cash in on for 2020, so that leaves him, Tammy and Giroud as our CF's, eeeeeek and we are fucked at LB unless the midget Jay Dasilva explodes out of the aether

I cannot think of a player in world football coming into more pressure than Pulisic is walking into given all the insane circumstances maybe if RM or Barca signs either Neymar or Mbappe (especially RM, as Barca will probably be looking at a possible 2nd Sextuple (no other club in football world history has done it except the 2008-9 Barca and almost the 2010-11 Barca) (this year's Barca won the Espana super Cup, are in the final of the Copa del Rey, will win La Liga, should win the CL, and the UEFA Super Cup, and will be massive favourites for the FIFA World Club Championship)

yes, bt he was a good squad option, ironically in case of injuries and yes, both of those too are STREETS beyond CHO atm too bad we couldn't convince Son to switch citizenship when he was staring down barrel of 2 or 3 years mandatory SoKo military duty 2 years back (they won Asian Cup so he was exempted)

sit, now with CHO out for months and Eden leaving we are down to only 3 wingers on whole squad and no true winger in loan army to call up LW Willian RW Pulisic backup either side Pedro RLC as emergency winger I guess or do we cast the iron dice and recall Kenedy for LW backup? surely we dont recall Moses or Musonda, ffs

Higuain resting his head on twin oranges while celebrating his goal