Vesper

damn, WB almost scored again

Bartley, what a POS he should have hammered that ball out

FUCK

Mane diving like a cunt

lets go!!! Big Sam magic 1 nil

the entire team structure, AND the opponent's structure is going to be changed with the addition of a super scorer it is like adding Kevin Durant to Golden State he forced the other teams to completely change their defence and they became best basketball team in world for a spell or Dan Carter in rugby for the All Blacks

WC striker changes all that

Jota out for the rest of the season

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short-armed, shit positioning asshat and fuck Tuchel for using him

we need a ruthless CF we are fucked without one if we had a CF who simply converted only one third to one half (not even talking about a Kane level of snipering) of our CF's insane amount of blown chances/sitters, we would be comfortably 2nd in the CL final, with a better chance to win and would have won the FA cup

no, Tuchel broke his word by making too many changes to our line-up after promising he would not do it again after the Arsenal disaster I posted on this already

all you need do to see how a WC striker can lift a mediocre team is Kane they would have likely drawn nil nil today without him against against a shit Wolves team they would have never been in top 4 mix (likely not even top 7) for ages without him, certainly would not have made it to the CL final

we so need to win this if we do then we have so many ways to get 4th (at worst) and thus CL, or CL outright v CL final win if we beat Leicester we go to the CL if any ONE of these 5 things happen 1 we beat Villa (simplest) 2 we beat Citeh (simple but harder) 3 Liverpool lose one game of their 3 left (a draw and two wins for pool gets dicey IF we lose to Villa, as then Pool and Chels will both be on 67, and they likely, very likely, pip us on GD or tie on GD and then they go through on goals scored) 4 spuds beats Leicester 5 spuds draws with Leicester and we do not lose by 3 or more goals to Villa (5 or more if we beat Leicester by 2)

if we beat Leicester, then Spuds (of all teams, lol) can guarantee us CL with a win (100% lock then) or a draw versus Leicester, a draw works as long as we (if we win v Leicester by only one goal) do not lose by 3 or more goals v Villa we beat Leicester we are on 67 points with a (at worst) 23 GD Leicester will be on 66 points with a (at best) 20 GD after we beat them a draw with spuds leaves them on 67 with a 20 GD (at best) at season end if we both finish on 67 and both finish exactly with a +20 GD, they go though 99.9% for sure as they have a +10 goals scored lead on us

pretty much and fucking Kane is a beast scored a great goal right before HT 1 nil

if we lose both of the last 2 epl games Pool 99% likely goes above us on goals scored no matter what with only a win, a draw, and a loss (as long as that loss is by only one goal if they only win by 1 goal) we both would be on 64 points the best GD possible for us (we lose both by only one goal each) is 20 GD the worst possible GD for Pool if they draw, lose one by one goal, and win one by just one goal is 20 as well, but they already have a 6 goals scored lead on us, plus a game in hand) the only positive (not much of one at that point) is that all 3 of spuds, West ham, and Everton can finish on 65, and it only takes one of them hitting 65 to knock pool out of CL as well (at that point would love it to be west ham, and they have the easiest games left by far) at that point

if spuds win today v wolves and if we lose to Leicester Villa could really fuck us so hard their last two games if Villa lose to Spuds but then beat us then we are but a few results away from crashing out of even the Europa League (only one true emergency handbrake in that scenario, Everton v Citeh) assume that all above happens then for us to crash entirely of out Europe the following needs to happen: Spuds need to beat Leicester (coin toss, and the 2nd most likely to stop it all on paper) West Ham need to beat West Brom and SOTON (pretty likely, SOTON might be tricky) Liverpool need to win just 2 of 3, all against absolute shit teams (99.5% going to happen) Everton need to beat Sheffield United, Wolves, and the big one Citeh, but Pep may start all scrubs getting ready for the CL final if that all happens bye bye even EL for us, unless we beat Citeh in the CL final

Grealish was rusty as hell, ad Villa's defence collapsed at the end

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in a way ours would be worse, as Neverkusen still had CL the next year there is still an outside (very outside though) that we not only lose two finals, but could also even crash out of Europe (even the EL) altogether an ominous omen is that in 2002/03, Neverkusen almost were relegated

oh fuck me grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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