Vesper

if Citeh lose today, then the quad is there for Pool to take, as they will have GD advantage of 2 or more and easier games left plus us in the FA Cup final (yikes!) and surely they are favourites v Real in the CL final (I am so rooting for Real, dog help me for saying that)

here are the best points totals possible for Spuds and Arse in a number of situs we are on 67 atm, with 3 games left the most we can get (win all 3) is 76, which guarantees 3rd place no matter what Arse win out (meaning they beat spuds) 75 Spuds win out (meaning they beat arse) 71 Arse lose to spuds, win the rest 72 spuds lose to arse, win the rest 68 Arse draws with spuds, win the rest 73 spuds draws with arse, wins the rest 69 IF we beat Watford (by far the worst teams of the 3, although Leeds are shit too) we are at 70, same for if we only beat Leeds or only beat Leicester and lose the other 2 and the ONLY way we end up 5th is simple: we would have to lose the other two games, and spuds wins out (71), and Arse wins out save for losing to spuds (72) <<< the bad thing is, this is VERY likely IF spuds beat arse so we need a win and draw at a minimum to ensure (due to GD) at least 4th if spuds win out if spuds win out, 3 draws fucks us, we will likely end 5th by one fucking point IF Arse draws or loses to spuds, 2 wins for us guarantees THIRD (on GD or outright) IF arse beats spuds, the only way we likely finish above them is to win all 3 thus all assumes arse beats Leeds Leeds just scored so 1 2 atm

Everton scored, up 1 2

red and Raphinha is going bonkers, got a yellow and on verge of red too PLEASE get a red and not play against us

nasty two foot ankle-breaker tackle by Ayling

going to be a red on Leeds

1 1 now Leicester scored

we do not deserve top 4 if we lose to Leeds

watch them get HAMMERED here and then do us hard

ffs 2 nil arse

fuck arse scored

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot We win the league!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dujon Sterling perhaps, but he (although very big at 1.86m and strong) is limited offensively

we are playing like feckless cunts that MUST end here

we MUST win (not draw) with Leeds or I am going into panic mode

I will leave it to the straight girls and not straight boys here (as I brook no truck with the dick) to confirm, but surely these choke draws and loses must, at some level, be akin the feeling of a big sweaty, saggy, hairy nutsack draped across you face as you take the money shot dead in your soon-to-be-very-red eye. You in no way want it, the very thought of it sickens the tummy, making you both sad and also angrily repulsed, yet you know it's inevitably coming (cumming) in the end.

Christopher Nkunku

Look in the Transfer Pub. So many comments about CB's. Skriniar for me, but zero links. De Ligt Paul Torres Joško Gvardiol Bremer That is my top 5 as Nico Schlotterbeck is going to Dortmund.

Levi Colwill