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Real Madrid plastics are wetting the bed, lolol.

oh when you add up Demebele, Coutinho, and Griezmann, all transfer fees, agent fees, bonuses and all salaries outlaid, they will end up shitting away around 2/3rds of a billion euros, LOLOL on THREE players it is fucking madness

over 200m euros (counting salary paid by Barca, as just the trans fees and add-ons, bonuses, etc were over 160m euros) down the shitter on ONE player lolol

Richard Keys and his the cancer stricken wife, Julia (plus their daughter Jemma, an actress from the show Hollyoaks) and here is Jemma's bestie, Lucie Rose, who he was shagging whilst mum was fighting cancer Lucy is over 30 years younger than the old wankpuffin Keys Keys also was sacked from Sky in 2011 over a sexism row Keys - who works for beIN Sports in Qatar after resigning from Sky Sports in 2011 amid a sexism row - had previously admitted the fling with daughter Jemma's pal in a statement last year. He said: "If you really love your wife but are tempted to get a bit of excitement elsewhere you have to be prepared to lose the one you really love — it just isn’t worth it." Speaking to The Sun at the time, Julia said their 36-year marriage came crashing down shortly after moving to the Middle East when the presenter met Lucie. She said: "He met Jemma’s friend Lucie, who was working in Doha, and the lies began. He claimed she and her friends thought of him as their 'Doha Dad'. "I remember at Richard’s birthday party — and I haven’t told anyone this before — just as I was leaving, Lucie grabbed my arm and said: “Are you leaving now, Julia?” She was so insistent, and I thought it was odd — then Richard was ages coming home. "When I questioned him, he’d said Lucie needed to talk to him as she had a problem. "I don’t feel bitter towards Lucie, but deeply disappointed that she could devastate our family like this." She later added that the affair had wrecked former Hollyoaks actress Jemma's chances of recovering from alcoholism.

but they pay well and on time! 🤣

Dembele on a free would great business my main point that the only players on the planet worth paying £70m or up atm (and who would actually come here and are healthy enough to buy this summer) is a short, short list (only 8 players, and soon 6 if Tchouameni and Marquinhos come off it) and there are NO wingers on it (as Chiesa is injured, and Gnabry and Sterling have contract issues pushing their price down under the £70m cut-off level) Rice de Ligt (easier now that Mino assumed room temp) Skriniar Marquinhos (very unlikely and it is his last year on this list as he is 28 in 4 days, so cannot see paying £70m or more for a player in 2023 who turns 30yo the same season (even if at the tail end) we buy him) Osimhen Aurélien Tchouaméni (£73m, ie 85m euros max and that is pushing it pretty hard, and looks to be either Pool or Real bound, ffs) Nicolò Barella (tuff as fuck pull, I almost did not put him on the list, so I cannot bold him, as much as I do rate him) Bellingham the big boy buy market (in terms of ultra expensive players) for Chels is incredibly simple to follow, as there are almost none in it, and the ones who are in it, are talked to death about

well, fuck, we may just end up having to pay the extortionist price for Rice If Tchouameni is indeed Pool bound (or, lets face it, if not there he will go to Real now that they are now having to dump out 250 to 300m euros on Håland) then its down (if we pass on Rice) to either paying too much for a lesser quality EPL player ( Wilfred Ndidi, Kalvin Phillips, Rúben Neves, Bruno Guimarães or Douglas Luiz) or doing a dice roll on Boubacar Kamara (who would be free so probably the most likely play if we pass on Rice now) Sandro Tonali (so hard to prise away from AC Milan) Ismaël Bennacer Mohamed Camara Julian Weigl João Palhinha and Danilo (21 yo from Palmeiras) are pretty much the only other remotely viable options

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I am secretly advising them, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 😂🤣

I agree if we are talking over £70m (81m euros) and up 76m euros (£65m) is the absolute most I would drop, if that isn't enough, they can fuck off due to contractual issues lowering their cost (Gnabry and Sterling) and injuries (Chiesa and Wirtz (perhaps at that level of spend, not sure) being off the summer 2022 board) there are ZERO wingers/AMF's who are actually available and who would come here who are worth a £70m or more expenditure on, ZERO (Mbappe is never coming here unless its as a 30 something in decline, and why would we do that anyway) the only players this window who could and would actually come here (so NO Mbappe, no Håland, no de Bruyne, no Ruben Dias, no Foden, no Kane, no Luis Diaz, no Vlahovic, no Lauraro, no Hakimi, no Kimmich, no Theo (barely at the 70m level), no VVD (last year for him at that level), no Sane, no Neymar, no Rodri, no Jota (barely qualifies atm), no Cancelo, no Bastoni, no Saka, no Salah (last year for him at that level), no TAA, no Alphonso Davies, no Robertson, no Bernardo, no Vini Jr, no Alisson, no Goretzka, no Oblak, no Ederson, no Mane (last year for him), no Grealish, no Donnarumma (barely qualifies atm), no Snake Cuntois, no Son (last year for him at that level), or no Pedri and no Chiesa or perhaps Wirtz (I am not sure I would dump £70m on him yet), both due to injury taking them off the market this summer only) and are worth a £70m and up layout are Rice, de Ligt, Skriniar, Marquinhos (very unlikely), Osimhen, Aurélien Tchouaméni (£73m, ie 85m euros max and that is pushing it pretty hard), Nicolò Barella, and Bellingham Sancho, Nkunku, Gavi, Frenkie de Jong, Federico Valverde, João Félix, Mikel Oyarzabal, Sergej Milinković-Savić, Gnabry, and Sterling (the last two due to contract situs pushing down their cost) are close but no cigar atm, and Wirtz and Chiesa are injured, and Ansu Fati needs to be healthy for 2 straight years to get up into the huge valuation club for me again. if he had never had any injuries at topflight level, he would be the 2nd most valuable winger, after Mbappe, on the planet now)

he misspelled bolts (as in neck bolts)

another major CF/winger option now off the table Dortmund strikes again (already are getting Nico Schlotterbeck) Karim Adeyemi agent confirms Manchester United interest ahead of Borussia Dortmund transfer Man United have missed out on the signing of Red Bull Salzburg striker Karim Adeyemi to Borussia Dortmund. https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/man-united-transfer-news-adeyemi-23910220 The agent of Karim Adeyemi has confirmed that the forward turned down Manchester United in favour of a move to Borussia Dortmund. United have been heavily linked with a move for exciting prospect Adeyemi, who has been the latest striker to receive rave reviews at Red Bull Salzburg following the sensational rise of Erling Haaland. The 20-year-old has enjoyed a brilliant season with 23 goals and eight assists in 42 appearances which has inevitably led to him earning a big-money move this summer. Adeyemi looks set to follow in Haaland's footsteps by swapping Salzburg for Dortmund, with a deal appearing to be edging closer, as the German club prepares for life without their star striker who is bound for Manchester City. As well as missing out on Haaland, United appear to have let Adeyemi slip through their fingers. The German's agent, Thomas Solomon, has confirmed that United showed interest in the striker but he has instead chosen a move to Signal Iduna Park. “We’re now close to completing the deal with Borussia Dortmund," he said, via Fabrizio Romano. "There will be no release clause included into his five-year deal." “Rangnick? Yes, Manchester United wanted to enter the race - but we want BVB." United will be looking to improve their squad for incoming manager Erik ten Hag this summer and a striker will be one of the top priorities. The club are already short on attacking options as it is and they will only get worse when Edinson Cavani departs on a free transfer. With the futures of Anthony Martial, Marcus Rashford and Cristiano Ronaldo all in doubt as well, a new striker will be a crucial addition. A new defensive-midfielder, with a deal being worked on for Leeds United's Kalvin Philipps, and centre-back are also on the summer shortlist.

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he is the bloke who started banging his daughter's bestie whilst his wife was laid up in a hospital with cancer so not exactly an upright citizen

you know his face surely

he can be the new loo cleaner

Definitive, non revocable statement: If we buy Slabhead, I am DONE with Chelsea FC until he is gone. I HATE that fucker with the passion of a thousand burning suns. Plus he IS DOGSHIT as a defender, and a pure thug cheat, a dirty cunt and not in a good way.

yes, but neither will be fully healed enough by this summer window

Thiago is listed at 1.81m now on the Chels website Lamps is 1.84m I cans see Tomori being 1.83 to 1.85m his size is such that it doesn't worry me that much Kessie is 1.83m

I only listed players we did not have, now or before

Gabriel Jesus Rafael Leão Ferran Torres Karim Adeyemi Youssoufa Moukoko

Boehly needs to sack the entire top of the scouting department, all of them OUT they are horrific

define actually doable quality (so NO Mbappe or Håland or Kane pipe dreams) convince Boehly to toss £100m out there on Osimhen? Good luck Chiesa is fucked up bad with his knee, as is Florian Wirtz most of the top 25 attackers will never come here, and/or leave their current clubs Christopher Nkunku and Gnabry are about it in there