Vesper

Agree

sign

we never bought him (thank fuck), but we did an insanely expensive loan + salary deal that cost us around £16.5m in toto for 6 months

he missed the Juve pasta buffet

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told you all Barca would raise the price and keep raising it now it is €30m next stop €33m fuck this shit!

I do not want Auba, especially at the insane price of €27m(or more, Barca are cunts who keep truing to jack it up) I have meticulously documented my preferred CF's here for ages we are down to almost none on the board who are doable now these, atm, are the ones I rate either for now or next summer (and some are hybrids, not pure CF's) some of these are huge dice rolls, several would be crazy expensive listed in order of valuation on T-Markt bold are ones I truly rate Christopher Nkunku more of an AMF/SS/Winger Lautaro Martínez next summer João Félix (not really sure about him at CF, plus insanely expensive) Rafael Leão (not really sure about him at CF, plus insanely expensive) Victor Osimhen Arnaut Danjuma Jonathan David Amine Gouiri Dominic Calvert-Lewin Wilfried Zaha Karim Adeyemi next summer Memphis Depay André Silva Matheus Cunha Cody Gakpo Cristiano Ronaldo Evanilson Gonçalo Ramos Luis Muriel Sasa Kalajdzic Aleksandar Mitrović Noah Okafor youth Jonathan Burkardt Georginio Rutter Momo Cho Brennan Johnson Youssoufa Moukoko Elye Wahi

he has lot a tonne of money from his all-time high he is 'only' worth £10.77 billion atm down from his all-time peak of £25.1billion this is in usd: https://www.forbes.com/profile/james-ratcliffe/?sh=d3c626d5443e

I would rather be turked in me arse by a syphilitic bear than see Donkeykaku here ever again

not when he was doing this lol A campaign poster for the 2009 election promoting the anti-Zionist list, featuring the quenelle gesture

the way we are spending cash I truly think the Saudis are laundering money through Clearlake we are making Roman look like a skinflint at the rate we are going

baby jeebus fucking christ on a stick £23m for Auba (around £55m when salary is tacked on) £85m for Fonfana £55m for Gordon that's bloody £163m JUST IN Trans-FEES! probably £250-75m or so when salaries for all 3 are figured in those 3 are worth (being generous) £75m, 80m MAX in terms of fair trans fees

The Whitest Boy Alive - Golden Cage (Fred Falke Remix)

some do (there are 331+ million of them, lol), just not that many in terms of a percentage of the population the key is to just ignore the American sports models with their no relegation threat bollocks

he is still 30yo (turns 31 in 2 and half months) so not like a 33, 34 yo on his utter last legs before an MLS cash in his stats are just insane the past 7 seasons as a fullback (yes, I know he plays in a shit league, but has produced in Europe and against Celtic) 83 goals 107 assists 190 total goals produced (and already 4 this season, so likely soon over 200 in less than 7 and a half seasons) average of 27 per season for 7 years 70 in just the past 2 seasons and 32 total goals produced in the EL/CL (16 + 16)

really shit time to happen, as Kante was playing so so well

IF we want Gordon because he is a pressing machine (he is, I fully admit that) then Neto is not likely in targeting horizon, as he is not exactly the most energetic defender (and Gordon and him are (so far) pretty much at the same level on terms of goals produced)

I wish him well I remember the shock pics two years ago, when he became ripppppped before

his name is Pino, not Pinot (which is a grape type) I have listed him a lot, on the secondary or tertiary target lists Arse love him very young (19), huge potential, BUT is also high risk for the cash they will demand