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Brentford, ffs, has 2 decent keepers

we are so fucked and I am quickly, very quickly losing patience with Mendy

ffs he is so shit with the ball at his feet

why the fuck did they stop our counter 10 seconds after they were offside???? the ref played advantage and then the side judge fucked us its bullshit

why the fuck is RLC always so hesitant??????????????????🤬

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that's insane (not you, lol) and no way would I endorse that type of money for Toney, it is not like he has always been a dream signing for me ever, I am just trying to work things out with so little time left and so few options he is year older than Jesus (£47m, but I do admit it was that low due only one year left on his contract, although I think Citeh had a an option, not sure) and nowhere close to being as good we really fucked ourselves right proper starting with the psychotic £350-400m or so total chase of Håland (which was never happening, I am convinced of that), then not buying Osimhen or Vlahovic last year, and instead buying the nightmare Donkeykaku

put a buy-back in adjust the figures as needed problem solved

defenestration

yes, I looked at that last week good summation, deffo no hype. pretty realistic

we are doubling Auba's salary so around £203K PW for 3 years plus £25-30m or so for the fee more than likely so around £57m to £62m for 3 years If we pull Toney for £40-45m in fees and pay him £120K pw (massive increase from his £31K PW now) that is £58.7m to £63.7m for the first 3 years almost no difference, and for a far younger player (at end of 3 years Toney is 29yo, Auba 36)

he has never missed a pen for Brentford, he is a monster in the air, and is he of the hardest working defensive/pressing CF's in a Big 5 league, not just the EPL he is not a super creative CF like the top 10, 15 ones, but those are so rare and he is decent on his long ball passing

we should move with lightning speed for Toney zero chance we move for Osimhen this late, Napoli would never do it, unless we shipped them €100m (£85m) or more plus likely Broja on a perm and I see almost zero links to Danjuma and I do not think we move for Zaha, who is more of a winger anyway EPL strikers:

i would much rather have Toney than Auba and we can use Broja or Bats as makeweight compensation for BFC as it such a late CF transfer

There is some dodgy shite going on with Toney's height he is 1.85m, I fully believe that but Brentford's site, and thus wikipedia list him now at only 1.79m, which is rubbish look at this pic from 2020 Canos (7) is 1.77m and Christian Nörgaard, behind him. is 1.89m Azpi is 1.78m do they look basically the same height? LOL Christian Eriksen is 1.82m

wtf lol Fofana's bird doing a numbie at the SOTON game??

what I envision your average male Chels supporter would feel if we sign slabhead

or this

our transfer drama with Barca summed up in song Nelly (Barca) - Dilemma (Official Music Video) ft. Kelly Rowland (our targets) and her boo, NBA player Larry Hughes (Chels) with special guest appearance by Patti LaBelle (Boehly)

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5 goals, 2 assists in 4 games, BUT a huge qualifier 4 of those 7 (3 goals and an assist) came against a horrific 5th tier SV Oberachern side in a 9 1 Pokal destruction

assuming he stays at Napoli this year, next year I fully expect all or at least most of the following 10 teams to go hard for him all are in the top 15 in terms of valuation, I cannot see any others outside that going for him (he will not go to NUFC, for instance) the 5 not listed (Citeh, Pool, Spuds, Arse, Juve) already have WC strikers Inter is only listed due to the fact Lautaro MAY leave, if he and Donkeykaku stay, not a chance they move for Osimhen (Real will surely will be looking for Benz's replacement for a couple years or so from now, same for crazy Barca with Lewa I wager) in order of current side valuation 2 Paris Saint-Germain France Ligue 1 €904.75m (unless Hugo Ekitiké instantly blows up this season, and still maybe even then) 4 Bayern Munich Germany Bundesliga €861.23m 5 Chelsea FC England Premier League €824.70m 6 FC Barcelona Spain La Liga €793.70m 7 Real Madrid Spain La Liga €786.50m 8 Manchester United England Premier League €748.80m 11 Atlético de Madrid Spain La Liga €665.50m 12 Inter Milan Italy Serie A €610.55m 13 AC Milan Italy Serie A €521.55m 15 Borussia Dortmund Germany Bundesliga €512.70m

next summer (not really available now) the best who will be remotely available, besides Osimhen Christopher Nkunku although far more of an AMF/SS/Winger, so probably should not be on this list Lautaro Martínez João Félix (not really sure about him at CF, plus insanely expensive) Rafael Leão (not really sure about him at CF, plus insanely expensive) Karim Adeyemi then 5 who are available now, who are worth watching to see if they blow up this season Evanilson Gonçalo Ramos Arnaut Danjuma Jonathan David Amine Gouiri

Osimhen