Randall

Dream transfer.

Dodged a bullet with this one. Talks have broken down he's going to sign a pre-contract with a european club. Not us and not tottenham.. Got lucky if you ask me.

www.tvcatchup.com for ITV

I am so fucking happy right now.

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO SWITCH GAMES? Fucking idiots.

STURRIDGE IS A HERO

LOOOOVING ITTTT

DA DA DA DA DAAAA DA DA DA DA DAD A DADADADADA

YESSSS! GO ON THE STURRIDGE! FEELS GOOD TO BE WINNING! HAAAA!

Can't listen online to bbc suffolk for this game!? HELP!?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/bbc_radio_suffolk radio for uk users

Which radio stations it on? I assume BBC London will be playing it?

Links to match? Or on any radio stations?

What is going on? Someone please actually tell me. Can't get my head around it. Must all be one big fucking practical joke surely.

I nearly smashed my fucking television when malouda got taken off and not kalou. Even though Malouda was playing badly, Kalou is literally a useless piece of shit. The only person who played well yesterday was Terry and maybe Cech for a couple of his saves. badl Literally we were absolute shit. It's starting to make me think it's one massive April fool or something, I really can't get my head around how badly it's all going.

2-0 Tottenham I reckon.

Oh man I really can't see an end to this either that's the horrible thing. Josh Mceachran was our best player by a country mile. And we were playing a strong team. Ancelotti should've played Ramires/Essien defensive mid and let joshy boy get forward more though. He isn't a defensive midfielder.

I'm just glad I was still drunk from last night it kind of softened the blow. Now I am, however, hungover and angry. Shit times.

Still sure we don't need anyone in January Mr Ancelotti?

Fuck my actual life. Beckford though? LOL. All you can do is laugh now really isn't it.

Honestly I'm all for being optimistic but there is literally nothing good to take from the last two weeks. We couldn't score because Kalou can't hit a barn door with a banjo and everyone elses shots were shite and that fucking man united reject pulled off a couple of blinding saves, but against Birmingham you shouldn't need luck to score if you want to be champions you should put some of your fucking chances away.

Well if we don't win the title it's not because someone else did well it's because we're fucking shite and fucked it up ourselves.

We need to get some people in in January, just as well we always sign such great talents in the transfer windo.... oh wait.

Anyone still a Kalou fan. We're so shit. Fucking embarrassing to watch.

For the first time ever just took my chelsea shirt off before the end of the match, I'm embarrassed right now. One of the most shocking performances I've ever witnessed from a Chelsea team. Not a single positive to take from the game I don't think. Absolute rubbish.