Randall

Oh fuck it we aren't going to sign anyone. It's another failure of a transfer window.

Ain't gonna happen.

Oh yeah I'm sure Drogba and Torres would just love swapping between our single striker system.

Meh sum up my feelings now.

fucks sake.

Worried about this now.

Hitting a bit of a stumbling block. Benfica getting pissy about part-exchange want straight cash and are playing him in tonights game. From the MailOnline.

Because Luiz is really quite good?

He's 100% definitely suspended.

Haha I'm too optimistic.

Luiz is also not in the Benfica squad for todays game. Signs are looking good.

Benfica president and representatives are in London now. Flew in today. http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11668_6692315,00.html Keep your eyes on the twittersphere.

Lescott is really not a very good defender. He isn't what we need in a centre back.

Ramires is 23 and has been one of our best players recently. Turnbull is fine as an English 2nd Goalkeeper. Totally agree about Kalou. I like Ferreria he's just a bit past it.

Oh boo hoo pienaar you didn't want to come to a club where you knew you'd be known as an average player warming our bench. Glad we didn't get him because I never wanted him to come.

We should offer 25 mil and get him in. It's at least 8 years he could play highest level with us, and the one thing we lack in our centre backs is speed, this guy is fast and strong. He's perfect for us and for the premier league. Need to stop pissing about and sign him up.

3rd choice centre back? 1) He's 23. 2) Have you seen this guy?! He WILL be one of the top 3 centre backs in the world.

Thank. Fuck.

One of my favourite players.

Oh my! This would really make the pain of all my uni exams disappear! PLEASE yes!

Well up for that.

Do not want.

This is Benayoun take II. He is NOT good enough for premier league challengers and champions league.

I am worried that Ancelotti keeps playing Josh in the holding role, he would be good playing as a deep-lying playmaker next to lampard. I really hope he doesn't ruin him.

PLEASE sign for tottenham.