Randall

I officially just can't be fucked with this anymore.

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPER SUPER FRANK SUUUUUUUUUPER SUPER FRANK SUUUUUUUUUUUPER SUPER FRANK SUPER FRANKKKKY LAMARRRRD!!!! COME ONNNNN!!!!

Fuuuuck me! Heart basically stopped functioning there, christ!

Essien has got really poor technique.

Can't understand why essien is on for Mikel. It should only ever be Ramires OR Essien.

To be fair I don't think we were THAT bad, they didn't really have any good chances and we had 2 good chances and a bangon penalty. Even Kalou has played reasonably well!

Phil Dowd is such a fat bumbling cunt. That was a penalty, potentially a red definitely a yellow for Howard. Absolutely fucking ridiculous. He has always been a shit referee don't know how he's still going, fat twat.

Ohhhh hit the post! Fuckerssss

Well this isn't great.

Just wondering, if anyones watching this on Fox Soccer, is it meant to still be vacuum cleaner adverts? Perfect stream I've got, but currently only learning about vacuum cleaners.

I got so much faith in Torres, he'll get it left wing cut inside and boosh one curled into right hand post, probably set up by Luiz! This is exactly the reason I wanted us to sign Luiz so badly, going to be such a great defender, can't really think of any young defender any better? Could be best in world one day - especially learning off of Terry, Alex, Ivanovic and Cole/Ferreria etc. Drogba for Anelka 60 odd minutes,

It's not impossible until it's mathematically impossible! This is football we're talking about.

Shaking with excitement now.

4-4-2 diamond lets go.

We usually lose/draw if man u and arsenal do so lets not get too excited.

He's a bladdy goal machine!

Dickhead scousers.

Is this on the lisbon stock exchange yet:?!

LUIZ AND TORRES?! I THINK I'M DREAMING!? Wait try not to get excited, we are talking about chelsea here!

Oh my fucking god! I THINK THIS IS HAPPENING?! Unconfirmed that he is on a plane after we've agreed a fee.

SSN guy saying 15 mins ago Torres got onto a helicopter and now Carrol just went past in a black car. SSN guy saying 15 mins ago Torres got onto a helicopter and now Carrol just went past in a black car.

Yeah because we're playing Sunderland tomorrow lol.

Still not convinced yet.

This is going down the shitter.

Odds on him leaving are getting worse, something may have happened. Gone from 1/10 to 2/5. Edit: Now 4/9