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FAIL arsenal fans.

oh yesssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jizzzz in my pants!!!!!

Well our best at attacking you get what I mean, Benayoun is probably most creative but if push came to shove I'd rather Lampard was the attacking midfielder not Benayoun. (This will probably change when Lampard plays cack like first half this week.)

Eventhough Lampard has underperformed a bit he is still our most creative midfielder and thus has to start.

I think I might lose my mind if this actually happened.

That's the same article that was in the spanish ones posted yesterday. More worrying is the news that Nasri's deal may have fallen through so Man City will probably now steamroller in. I expect something will go tits up rather than it all going smoothly.

I just hope it happens. Come the fuck on chelsea!

I did say not to get too excited before anything was confirmed by either club!

Why you commenting on a game you didn't even see? Lampard played okay in the second half, wasn't as bad as he was in the first half and actually contributed a bit. I don't think you should really criticise peoples performances if you didn't watch them first hand, it's kind of stupid.

You better get ready for our 4-2-4 friendly mother fuckaaaa.

And I guess you're a real fan because you like Chelsea playing shit and don't want us to win anything. All anyone has said is that Lampard isn't performing, everyone is aware he has been fantastic for chelsea and we all love him but how long can you play an out of form player? We're all being negative because our performances have been negative. Stop shitting your pants and get off your high horse.

Fuck about I feel like I'm about to pass out, too stressful. Thankfully we somehow stole the 3 points.

Anyone looking for a stream don't bother, we're fucking shit. Also does anyone want to still say there's nothing to worry about? I don't care if we wind up 10-1 winners, that half + last week proved we're going to do fuck all with this team. REVAMP PLEASE.

I actually can't even be fucked anymore to list the myriad of things wrong with our shit hole of a team. One good thing, Torres and he had to play as a fucking right winger most of the time.

Anyone just see the fat david luiz lookalike in the crowd on ESPN?

Why isn't ivanovic playing?

Why won't someone upload a cunting photo! Just sign the contract and become our player and run onto the pitch and tell us all!

FourFourTom FourFourTom by fuckyeahbrad It's confirmed - Juan Mata is currently being shown around Stamford Bridge.

At least it's a way to kill the time before the game isn't it! Haha.

Probably some sad cunt who wants more followers. Doubt he's even at the bridge.

The paps would've got a picture, that's their job.

More likely the paps would.

Just noticed Bluelion posted this, but exciting if true, although I think it's unlikely he'd be at Stamford Bridge and only this bloke has tweeted it. EDIT: Also am always sceptical when people have the ability to tweet but don't take a photo.