Iggy Doonican

Your just a spoilt kid no idea of Chelsea's history you watch football from an armchair even though you come from London. Chelsea were not established in 2003 mate and wishing one of your own to be sent off is ridiculous. Just admit that if Roman hadn't taken us over you would never and I use the term loosely support Chelsea. Your a glory hunter who stamps their feet if we don't win every game and buy every available player.

They have unlimited finances we don't. They got a new stadium that was gift wrapped to them by Manchester council. Take away the money and Man City would be fuck all 20 years ago Stockport were in a higher division than them. No point comparing us to anyone else we are Chelsea and have a history of imploding. I can't think of any team who are champions and in the top four and still get thrashed by Bournemouth and Watford.

So's my washing machine mate

You gives a fuck about him ?. We have just lost to the might of Bournemouth and Watford and we look shambolic forget about other teams and their success or lack of it.

I'm totally fucking shell shocked I haven't seen such a piss poor performance from Chelsea no exaggeration in decades. From the kick off you could just sense the vibes were bad and the starting eleven injuries or not were just laughable. Conte looks like a kid whose father has told him to mow the lawn bad body language shoulders slumped doing a half arsed job and then expecting to get paid.

I know son keep the faith.

More a less a year ago we played Wet Spam on a Monday night now I'm pretty pessimistic about Chelsea but I was quietly confident that night. Here we are tonight with what could be potentially Conte's last match fucking Chelsea the only football club who could do that to you. I'm off to the pub WE ARE THE FAMOUS CFC.

Is Lol a new signing irish player maybe Larry O'Leary

Getting into a war of words with that twat Mourinho was totally unnecessary he should have ignored him and rose above it. Mourinho thrives on that sort of shit and he got under Conte's skin with childish remarks about his hair etc.

This is from The Guardian a very worrying stat. Resources have apparently been stretched to breaking point, with Andreas Christensen’s the seventh hamstring injury of a campaign that has crammed in 40 games by the end of January (compared with 28 last term).

Football is all about cliches and soundbites and the one that's used about Chelsea the most is it's a soap opera. Well to be honest it is and always has been going back to the 60's when Tommy Docherty sent home most of the team for sneaking out to a nightclub. We don't do stability never have done never will do.

Got to wait till March my boss is a twat thanks for asking though

Pointless signing he's not needed and sometimes you have to wonder about footballers. If he stayed at Leicester he's an automatic start and may force his way back into the England squad. Joins us knowing full well he's going to be a benchwarmer and gets the odd game where he looks extremely average ( anyone could have shined against Stoke). Scott Parker was the same too good for Charlton not good enough for Chelsea. Of course money is a massive factor and the spotlight that comes with playing for Chelsea but surely there were better options than him for that sort of money.

Exactly. Have to remember City were (might still be) leasing their stadium from Manchester Council due to it being originally built for a 2000 Olympic bid. Still makes me laugh that Manchester thought they could hold the Olympics. It might have been tarted up a bit but it was a proper dump in 2000.

Looks like someone who's just realised they've forgot to put their watch on.

So with all the terrible teams we've had over the years you honestly think this lot are muppets?. Certainly not as good as the 78-79 season were we only won 5 games in a 42 game season three of which I was at. I called you son presuming that only someone juvenile wouldn't start a sentence without a capital letter. I'm going Sunday I might go into the pub and say ''I hope we lose today so we can concentrate on fourth place'' see how that goes down. 40.000 Chelsea fans on Sunday do you think they want us to lose? for fucks sake son.

You want to see us lose games?. Ever heard of the song From Stamford Bridge to Wembley we'll keep the blue flag flying high. How do you know we can't win the cup?. You should think before you post son.

I see what you did there. Reminds me of the only funny thing Jimmy Carr has said '' "Someone came up to me last week and complained about a joke, quite a big-boned girl.She said: "I think you're fattist." I said: "No, I think you're fattest".

I really dislike that forum it seems to be a lot of middle class blokes who write pretentious articles hoping they will get discovered and go to write for one of the major papers. For example there's a post called '' Alvaro Morata and the Unenviable Plight of the Introspective Footballer'' just fuck off. Here on T.C. whether you agree with posts or not there heartfelt and not written to try and impress people.

It reminds me of Only Fools and Horses when they are discussing Kerry Dixon someone says '' He's good in the air'', Del says '' So was Biggles'' ha ha. Think the Chelsea board have been hitting the charlie pretty hard if they think signing the likes of Carroll, Crouch, Simani is good business. We used to get linked with the A list know we are linked with benchwarmers from West Ham, Stoke and Leicester it's actually quite worrying.

On the pitch yes off the pitch no. Footballers can string passes together but have trouble stringing sentences. They have nothing to say mainly because their told not to. They get asked the same questions so they give the same answers usually along the lines of '' The lads were great'', '' I was disappointed with the result'' etc etc ad fucking nauseam.

Spot on. Footballers are as a rule thick as shit yet people hang on their every word. All you ever get are cliches and total bollocks.

Fair enough sorry.

So will I if it means people like you stop claiming to be Chelsea fans.

Shake it all about oh the Hokey Cokey.