Iggy Doonican

Football is all about cliches and soundbites and the one that's used about Chelsea the most is it's a soap opera. Well to be honest it is and always has been going back to the 60's when Tommy Docherty sent home most of the team for sneaking out to a nightclub. We don't do stability never have done never will do.

Got to wait till March my boss is a twat thanks for asking though

Pointless signing he's not needed and sometimes you have to wonder about footballers. If he stayed at Leicester he's an automatic start and may force his way back into the England squad. Joins us knowing full well he's going to be a benchwarmer and gets the odd game where he looks extremely average ( anyone could have shined against Stoke). Scott Parker was the same too good for Charlton not good enough for Chelsea. Of course money is a massive factor and the spotlight that comes with playing for Chelsea but surely there were better options than him for that sort of money.

Exactly. Have to remember City were (might still be) leasing their stadium from Manchester Council due to it being originally built for a 2000 Olympic bid. Still makes me laugh that Manchester thought they could hold the Olympics. It might have been tarted up a bit but it was a proper dump in 2000.

Looks like someone who's just realised they've forgot to put their watch on.

So with all the terrible teams we've had over the years you honestly think this lot are muppets?. Certainly not as good as the 78-79 season were we only won 5 games in a 42 game season three of which I was at. I called you son presuming that only someone juvenile wouldn't start a sentence without a capital letter. I'm going Sunday I might go into the pub and say ''I hope we lose today so we can concentrate on fourth place'' see how that goes down. 40.000 Chelsea fans on Sunday do you think they want us to lose? for fucks sake son.

You want to see us lose games?. Ever heard of the song From Stamford Bridge to Wembley we'll keep the blue flag flying high. How do you know we can't win the cup?. You should think before you post son.

I see what you did there. Reminds me of the only funny thing Jimmy Carr has said '' "Someone came up to me last week and complained about a joke, quite a big-boned girl.She said: "I think you're fattist." I said: "No, I think you're fattest".

I really dislike that forum it seems to be a lot of middle class blokes who write pretentious articles hoping they will get discovered and go to write for one of the major papers. For example there's a post called '' Alvaro Morata and the Unenviable Plight of the Introspective Footballer'' just fuck off. Here on T.C. whether you agree with posts or not there heartfelt and not written to try and impress people.

It reminds me of Only Fools and Horses when they are discussing Kerry Dixon someone says '' He's good in the air'', Del says '' So was Biggles'' ha ha. Think the Chelsea board have been hitting the charlie pretty hard if they think signing the likes of Carroll, Crouch, Simani is good business. We used to get linked with the A list know we are linked with benchwarmers from West Ham, Stoke and Leicester it's actually quite worrying.

On the pitch yes off the pitch no. Footballers can string passes together but have trouble stringing sentences. They have nothing to say mainly because their told not to. They get asked the same questions so they give the same answers usually along the lines of '' The lads were great'', '' I was disappointed with the result'' etc etc ad fucking nauseam.

Spot on. Footballers are as a rule thick as shit yet people hang on their every word. All you ever get are cliches and total bollocks.

Fair enough sorry.

So will I if it means people like you stop claiming to be Chelsea fans.

Shake it all about oh the Hokey Cokey.

Quite right FB up until 97 the only silverware I'd seen us win were the second division twice and the Full Members and Zenith Data. Mind you great days out and monumental piss ups.

He's a phenomena yet you say his tenure at Bayern was a semi failure.? Look mate I'm not getting into a debate about something I don't particularly care about. Pretty sure that's a typo by the way how many clubs didn't have a lot of cash in the same time and won nothing.ergo clubs who have money win everything.

Yes it must be really hard to manage the richest clubs in the world. He won the German league with Bayern which is akin to having won the Scottish league on your CV..

Don't be a cock mate Stoke are doing well aren't they and as for the football that West Brom and Swansea are playing it's almost like Brazil of 1970.

Mourinho inherited a team that were runners up and he had more or less an open chequebook

JUST IN: Liverpool are planning to spend 70% of the money they received from Barcelona for Philippe Coutinho panic-buying Andy Carroll again.

Mourinho hasn't gotten over his 4-0 drubbing by us last season it totally unhinged him. First off the match itself here were the same players he had hovering above the relegation zone play committed attacking football for 90 minutes he just couldn't handle it sore point one. Sore point two how we showed how much we loved Conte this was his team now and were unrecognisable to the complete mess he inherited from the special needs one. Sore point three and I think the one that got to him most was us the Chelsea fans we didn't boo or cheer him we didn't care we had moved on he was expecting the same reception he got against Inter. What he got was total indifference and he couldn't handle that he has to be the centre of attention he wouldn't have minded being booed it would have put the focus on him but as I said we didn't give a shit about him anymore. He finally boiled over when he had words with Conte when he said he was milking it glass houses mate who ran down the length of the pitch when Porto scored against Man United ?. Mourinho won't last much longer at United not only does he have to please there twattish fans but also the United loving English media.

A friend emailed me when the draw came out she said I'm really looking forward to this about time we had some decent football at Carrow Road. Another disappointed woman not getting what she hoped for there wasn't even any foreplay and certainly no action in the box

Our biggest local derby is against the yids always got an edge great atmosphere for 90 minutes. So why do the media make out there's a great atmosphere at the Merseyside derby?. It's flat as fuck the same as a couple of weeks ago all they have is one chant each Liverpool Liverpool and Everton Everton. You could hear the players shouting to each other for most of the game it's the worse atmosphere since my mate told me he went to a Bar Mitzvah and his young son asked for a ham sandwich

Always snowed under December early new year F.B happy new year mate.