Iggy Doonican

He comes from the Ivory Coast Kalou Kalou he don't do coke like Adrian Mutu Mutu he crossed the ball in from the left it landed right on Riise's head that's why we love Solomon Kalou. Best Chelsea song for years that.

At this stage of the Champions League you have to beat the weaker teams Valencia will be kicking themselves.

Playing one of the stewards who have their backs to the goal should be enough against this lot

And we can also reveal yes the pope is a catholic and that bears shit in the wood.

If you've been a Chelsea fan for 16 years then you would have seen Zola play he left in 2003. As good as Hazard is he'll never be as good as Franco in my opinion. Bare in mind Zola came to us when he was 30 and was brilliant from day one plus what footballer could do this when they're 37. https://youtu.be/cxw5mKtS2dc

I always think of the Brian Clough quote about Trevor Brooking when it comes to Morata '' Floats like a butterfly and stings like one''.

Has been mentioned elsewhere but when you consider the defensive coaches he's had to play under Maureen, Benitez, Conte the signs are he's really going to thrive under Sarri.

Complete and utter bollocks and there are posters on here who even though English isn't their first language post far more intelligibly then this fucking drivel.

Pretentious moi ?. Don't think that a football forum is the best place for words like that son

I've got a mate who supports Villa he text me the other day saying that Tammy looked good. I honestly think he would have been a better option than Morata my patience has snapped with that prick he's not fit to wear the shirt and never will be.

Bunch of utter wankers picking on innocent fans this is what happens when numbers are equal.

I worked on the railway for years and I used to see blokes trainspotting with their sons and always felt just because your a sad act why impose your tedious hobby on your kids. I saw a picture of Rees Mug the other day and his son was dressed exactly like his twat of a father and you know that kid is going to be exactly like his dad and that's borderline cruelty .A 14 year old kid wearing a double breasted suit and looking like he's time warped from the 1930's.

Only if he's bunged the chefs to make lasagne.

My old man was from Sligo I haven't been there for bloody hell must be nearly 40 years I've heard it's completely different now.

Couple of geezers I know knew him when he was a bouncer in a club in Watford and he was supposed to be a horrible fucker like all bouncers in the 80's. He's done well but apart from the Guy Ritchie films and Mean Machine I haven't seen in him in anything or anything I'd want to watch. I tell a lie he had a cameo as a Man United fan where he was basically portraying the character in Extras steel toe caps and a Union Jack t-shirt because the Septic Tanks think all English hooligans dress like that

I have to say I think Vinnie Jones is a twat limited footballer even worse actor apparently Guy Ritchie had to shout all his lines directing him in Lock Stock. But I will give him his due on his debut against Luton he gave Dennis Wise the kick up the arse he needed he was shouting and encouraging him all through the 90 minutes. Wisey became a much better player after that because he was extremely average till that point and on the verge of becoming a boo boy.

Apparently Jody Morris saw him when we played Exeter in the Checkatrade and told the club to buy him.

It's the sort of name you'd give if the old bill stopped you at three in the morning in the 80's '' What's your name son ? Alan Crespo.

Cup Winners Cup game in 98 i think it was this yank said to his mate '' Who's the Chelsea goaler ? he meant keeper. We drew 1-1 and he asked his mate at the end what happens now ? his mate who was English was telling him there was another leg he might as well have been explaining the theory of relativity to him the poor old septic tank looked totally bamboozled.

Bloody hell where did you find that FB?. it's weird naff and brilliant all in one ha ha.

It was on stupid o' clock 11.15 on BBC2 on a Sunday night. I came home pissed from the pub and caught an episode and loved it.

He was brilliant this is one of the most underrated comedies of all time 15 Stories High written and starring Chelsea fan Sean Lock. Felix Dexter is absolutely hilarious in this episode.

They date very quickly sketch shows Monty Python as good as some of it was is terribly dated. Can't say that about Little Britain that would always be shit whatever decade it came out.

Best fast show sketch ever