Unionjack

Cracks me up that the Gordies can go out and beat Shitty yet we goto gametime all presuming we are going to be utter shite and get bent over and fisted!! We cant expect our players to go out with some piss weak mentality if we have one even worse.

Never seen one Mate!! Must be some sort of an in bred thing they've got going on up there! All look like some demented troglodyte! Geezer in the specs must be some distant relative Shirley!

YES YES YES!!! Conti? We have to face it. Willians going nowhere soon and will be here after Pedro.

I actually find it sad that he didn't - or hasn't, lived up to JTs and our expectations of him. I know that I wanted him to be future captain one day. He looked to be set to becoming a lifelong Chels but something just snapped and it all went Pete Tong. I do think he has some type of insecurities, or just the wrong character,mindset for a strong defender. SOMETHING obviously occurred when he took his long piss break.i hope the truth comes out in the wash.

It also amazed me how some of us here thought he was a one season wonder. Yet they want to give an unproven, hit and miss yoof a starting spot. Strange how some peeps think. We should be doing EVERYTHING possible to bring in a top shit hot striker. Paying how ever much it takes to get them and tie them up in golden handcuffs with a 5 year contract.

Have you ever slept so hard that when you woke up you didn't know if it was morning,night or what day it was? I just did! And this is what I wake up to Mrs! I need to do it slooooowly! Pint mug of tea, Bacon and egg sarney and big good morning Uj spliff!!! You know how to bring me down don't you!

Might like to see if he could out do Mou!

I do hope Emerson plays and sneaky feeling it MIGHT be EDEN HIGS CHO But wouldn't moan at Pedro.

Eden goes walkabout for games on end sometimes not often he gets his arse kicked here.

Not got bad numbers tho. 11 G's and 12 A's - couple were in friendlies but still shows he can do it. Plays FW/AMC/AML/LW And not like we domt already have a couple like that so should fit right in.' One to keep in mind me thinks.

No doubt IF it ever came up in a conversation with Roman Mz Penny Pinscher would spin it onto whichever manager she thought of at the time. It is truly shocking the incompetence of some people connected with us. It tars all of the club with the same brush.

It is clear that Sarri doesn't rate him as Jorgi's back up yet Seems he likes Mat K there more. I am a little surprized tbh he han't given Luiz more chances there. Nut lets hope he is getting Ampadu ready to take obvr Luizs CB role.

No way in hell is Waterboy getting on the pitch any time soon.

We have bought sooo many players that just haven't made the grade yet we continue to mount them up - paying their wages and just pouring money down the drain. OK we MIGHT send some out on loan but how many times? Till their contracts come up for renewal so we either re sign them or let them walk for a free. Great work from our non football minded business minded board!

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He's not had a goal or assist in 17 games! We got a shed full of those as it is.

CUNTS!

We just HAVE to go in with the right frame of mind, If we do that we can beat anyone, We got a couple of games to get Higs settled in and just need to see if Edens head turns up with the rest of his body.

Its a number 1 must on every fail football vid

Me still iz the eternal optimist!

The problem is that he wont be assassinated as all the nutters voted for him and want him to be even more bonkers!

I agree to everything Now can we please just bloody well sign a few of them ffs!

I agree mate. It always cracks me up at how peeps can look back at times,players etc with very selective memories, Looking back with whatever point of view that you have already concluded about them and see just those views that help your point of view abd ignore the rest. Torres never reached those levels where we needed him to reach and in hindsight if we had looed at him seriously we shoudn't have bought him. But nobody can say he didn't give us some very important goals at the time. Barca in that 2nd leg of the CFL Semi. We parked 2 double decker buses that night but watching Torres score so late sent us all crazy and shut Pep the fuck up. And gave Nevill the best orgasm hes ever had! I remember the good things too. And I'd probably take that Torres over Morata,

I really don't understand import duty when buying from the US. I bought a pair of old Levis from a guy in the States only a tenner. Paid £18 postage and £32 import duty??? Almost told them to shuv em but they were Big E ones. Well worth it!

Think its in the State of Rectum!