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Chelsea’s new youth sensation highlights

Course I agree Mrs. Always liked him. And disappointing he seems to get rthat deer in the headlights look sometime and looks out of his depth. But yes it would be great to get both him and Ampadu - or just one of them, to rge stage we could let him take Luizs spot.

HMV reveals which 27 stores have closed after sale to Canadian music boss https://www.theguardian.com/business/2019/feb/05/hmv-bought-doug-putman-stores-jobs With less and less CDs and vinyl being bought something had to snap but I never thought I'd see the day that a big chain like HMV having to seel some of their stores. Specially the one on Oxford Street. Its a national treasure. Its like tower records when that shut down. I phoned the manager of the Ox St branch today and asked him if I could spend a night going thru his old 45 stock in the basement or wherever they keep them. I told him about my collecting and said if I found owt good I'd keep them and give him 1/2 the current value for them. He goes whats stopping him from looking himself. So I asked him if he knew what to look for! He said probably not but wouldn't let me look at them. Bot even for a couple of hours with an employee with me!! The shops been there since 1921 there must be a ton of old dusty boxes full of 45s Would be like being in heaven!

Not seeimg it mate sadly.. But then I've not watched him close. Still seems very cagey to me.

Excellent. I was laughing at the old boy laughing more than the confused blond. Real life is always funnier,scarier,stranger than any movie.

Mate I was watching it ob telly when it happened! Was siitting with me mum,sis,uncle and we cracked up when he fell thinking it was a joke! But what a way to go if you are a performer eh? Doing what you love in front of millions.

Wow. Never heard of 4chan, So why don't they like her? Cause shes a pisstake or what?

I know hes real out dated but theres some peeps that dont need to say owt to make me laugh. Tommy Cooper does that sometimes. Some of Tommy Coopers 1 liners. f you're having a tough day, then have a read through of these Tommy Cooper one liners. The man was funny... 1 .. Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. Phone answering machine message - '...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..' 3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.' 4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. 5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, 'No, the steaks are too high.' 6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in. 7 A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, 'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!' The doctor replied, 'I know you can't, I've cut your arms off'. 8. I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle. 9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly.. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it. 10. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. 11. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.' 12. 'Doc I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home' 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. ' 'Is it common?' 'It's not unusual.' 13. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. 'My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?' 'Well,' said the vet, 'let's have a look at him' So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.' 'What? Because he's cross-eyed?' 'No, because he's really heavy' 14. Guy goes into the doctor's. 'Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my bottom.' 'How's that?' 'Don't you start.' 15. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom! 16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. 17... So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it...' 18. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my Dad, or my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin. 19. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other 'Your round.' The other one says 'So are you, you fat bastard!' 20. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. 21. 'You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.' 22. A man walked into the doctors, he said, 'I've hurt my arm in several places' The doctor said, 'Well don't go there anymore' 23.. Ireland 's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 2826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

Bless her!! I'm with you gal!! You might be onto something!!! I've got this idea it is full of things like Unicorns, Elves, Leprechauns,The Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy. All those good things they tell us are not real but they are!! And everyone eats big handfulls of fly agarics and psilocybin and have a luvly old time! Maybe Mou should take a trip there!

I know mate. It;s hard sometimes to keep the faith. But we slag off others for choking, we can't slag ourselves off for doing the same as theres enough just itching to do that already.'Have to go into this with our shirt sleeves rolled up wearing a knuckleduster!

We wont get 1/2 the money for him that we wiould need to buy any of them mate. And while I would personally wouldn't say no to losing him it would be in our best interest if he stays - or at least signs his soddin contract so IF we did sell him, we could at least get a proper price for him and not the pittance we would get now.

Priceless mate! Ahhhh LOL Theres me searhing Mrs google up n down to see if it was some new hip name for a shady looking beard! Where as I loved Cashley as a player he was a bit lacking in the character department me thinks!

Keeps me out of Oz so it should him.

Fuck me BREAKING: Jose Mourinho accepts one-year prison sentence over tax fraud JOSE Mourinho has accepted a one-year suspended prison term after being accused of tax fraud in Spain. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/757857/jose-mourinho-prison-sentence-tax-fraud-spain-court

It is a very strange thing tho having such a great choice already. Unless like Mz Vesper says they want Eden on the RW instead of Bale and Vasquez? Balles 30 in the summer so you know they will be trying to cash him in to someone probably in the summer. Just depends who else they got their beady little eyes on.

So --- I'll ask again WHY EDEN??? Is it purely because of his name and that hes an attraction to sell shirts? Or just because they can?? Its not because they need him.

WTF is a 'shade'? The shadow that his nose creates?

That's what I really don't get. I don't understand WTF they want Eden. They've got Asensio who I really like, They've got Isco who you know i like (but not getting hardly any playing time and must be now 3rd choice LW) and this amazing 18 year old kid. Tell me why would they not just keep it like it is and sell Isco? Start Asensio with Junior pushing him, gradually stepping up to take over??? Like we should be doing with CHO but who isnt capable of waiting that long. Just seems like common sense to me. I'd take Junior as part of the deal tomorrow.

Matey its that penny pinching mentality!! She (Roman,the board,whoever) Cant see further than the end of their nose! (I THINK) They see that they are actually doing a good job and saving the club money,by not paying that extra €1mill wages. Instead of thinking well he will actually strengthen the team, thus making it better,thus having better results leading to hopefully silverware and being amongst the top clubs in Europe AGAIN!! Thats how I honestly believe how 'they' think.

Good old Colin Wanker!! Cardiff City boss Neil Warnock tells Gary Lineker to 'f*** off' in shock rant https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/757421/cardiff-city-neil-warnock-gary-lineker-rant-bbc-match-of-the-day

Now I'm not an Uglyist but some of the fugly gits need a mask!

Theres nothing like confidence! And thats nothing like confidence bud! Fuck me we should go into EVERY game thinking we are going to win. Or at least fighting with every drop of blood that they are wanting to. Thats whats missing from our lads. No leaders and no confidence!

The Farmer In Court A farmer named Clyde had a tractor accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy hot shot lawyer, was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer. Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite cow, Bessie, into the..." "I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question, ...please. Did you, or did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?" Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer behind the tractor and I was driving down the road...." The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Your Honor, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question." By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite cow, Bessie". Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded. "Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite cow, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my John Deer Tractor right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning, so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, "How are you feeling?" "Now tell me, what the feck would you say?"

As a devils advocate and purely offerin a suggestion MAYBE The powers that be just got so pissed with being treated like cunts by Bayern and thru RM's new mouthpiec for bringing Eden - T'Boa yjat they are fighting fire with fire? I had to check to see if I had s;ept thru Feb and March and woke up on April 1st??? Remember when we wanted Modric and he wantted to come but the ADL cuntlike Levy put the kiabosh on it!?? So Poch AND Erikson is going to happen innit!! Mind you they would have more hope of a trophy with us than where they are now or Manure! Chelsea to launch £140m double raid on rivals to replace Sarri and Hazard https://www.teamtalk.com/news/chelsea-to-launch-140m-double-raid-on-rivals-to-replace-sarri-and-hazard Chelsea to battle Man Utd for Pochettino after Abramovich text message - EXCLUSIVE CHELSEA could join Manchester United and Real Madrid into tempting Mauricio Pochettino into quitting Tottenham Hotspur this summer. https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1081687/Chelsea-news-Man-Utd-Mauricio-Pochettino-Tottenham-Maurizio-Sarri-Abramovich-text-message