Myself

COURTOISISII COUR UI LOVE YOU

Am I the only one that likes Willian? And the only one that hasn't completely given up on Cahill after a few poor games?

You mean a player who just came out of a serious injury and has played about 4 games all season. Sell Mikel, promote MvG or Ake

You say we've been defending poorly but can only name 3 games which we actually were defending poorly (and you didn't even watch 1 of the 3) so I think its still to early to judge. I think the key to being more defensively stable is dropping Ivanovic actually

oh god

BAMFORD SCORED VS MAN CITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck you man! :C

i'll find it and pm you edit: ah okay, fair enough you didn't say that someone else did.

I remember once last season on TFF you called me a gloryhunter or something after I stopped watching our 4-2 win against Spurs 2 minutes early

I did read it. You either sat with a family that had kids or sat in the East Stand (which isn't good in terms of atmosphere)

Go to Stamford Bridge and create some atmosphere then

Ah, I know what you're talking about there. I find it odd as well but he does it very rarely and when he does he probably feels he can't save it with his hands. I've even seen Courtois save it with his feet this season (against Man Utd I think). As a goalkeeper you have to keep the ball out no matter what so you do it anyway you can. Yes but that was the past. He hasn't been dropped for a good 2 seasons now, and he's been excellent for the past 1.5 seasons. He's been anything but inconsistent. If he was inconsistent then you can bet that Man Utd wouldn't be in the top 5 right now! If he hadn't been performing admirably this entire season they'd have been much lower down the table. On the subject of Cech its all subjective so there's no point of really arguing over this

Are we watching the same de Gea? Awful positioning? Average technique? Lack of consistency? Sorry but a lot of what you said is borderline false. A lot of that stuff applies with Cech as well. Ah, my mistake then.

Why? Well there are a few reasons. One, you stated it yourself, its his relationship with the club. He's a god here. Another, more important reason is that we've got a special side and Mourinho was the one to mold it. He knows what he wants from everyone and he knows how to get it. If we get Simeone or anyone else it'll be a long process before he gets to make the team he wants.

De Gea is better than Cech and Buffon. They're a class below Courtois, Neuer and DDG I think you're underrating DDG, he's definitely 'rubbish' at everything else. He's pretty decent at collecting crosses and controlling his defense (when they're there)

Who would I take at Chelsea? Right now, I wouldn't take anyone over Mourinho. But yes, if we didn't have Mourinho at the helm the man I'd want would be Simeone.

van Gaal? Guardiola? Simeone is easily the best coach in the world.

But Azpilicueta has pace. Cahill's not exactly a snail like you're making him out to be either

Wrong. Only one of our fullback attacks, the other stays and defends. Not really leaving Cahill and Terry exposed?

Actually, I understand Filipe not making it, he's barely played since joining us. Even though in my opinion he's the best fullback in the world bar Lahm I think Alaba is more deserving of a spot.

Ivanovic really needs to be dropped for Luis, hopefully it happens soon

Ooooh Oscar! What a touch! What a goal!

OSCAR!!!!! HE'S SHITE HE'S SHITE

Shut up.

FILIPE!!