Miki-Liki

Everybody thought we would retain the title before the season started Hmm

Sure mate. Jose is the best!!! Am I a true blue now?

That's our manager. When we win, he claims to be the best. When we lose, the team is bad, the referees are awful, but he still claims to be the best.

Trying to achieve stability with Mourinho is like trying to have safe sex with a broken condom.

What would Ivanovic look like I wonder?

A few weeks ago, this guy said that Pedro was better than Di Maria.

To be honest, I wouldn't mind him performing well only against "small" sides, but he's been subpar even in those games. He was sent off in our last game against WBA.

Homophobic?

I don't recall having heard something respectful or intelligent from a Liverpool fan.

Looking forward to some creative headlines, like, The Battle of Anfeet Road.

Not until he wins a corner in the Champions League final.

The only reason they had 5 academy players is because they spent over 100m₤ on deadwood...

Liverpool fans, Manure fans etc. They even had bots tweeting.

We're the clowns in this circus.

Impartial journalism at its best.

The one on Mourinho's left side is Fabregas, the one behind him probably Matic. The one on his right Terry, I guess? No idea who the tall guy is supposed to be...

Which will probably end with him getting a pay rise and a statue in front of Old Trafford. He respects the history and loves the club!

GGMU <3 You can't dislike these guys.

Roberto, shut up and fornicate with your beloved Lukaku.

Yes, he would never entrust a decisive penalty to a youngster Oops.

What if he went there to play against Chelsea and score a few own goals? I'm sure we'd love him even more if that were the case.

What a relief. I was worried that Chelsea fans had become tasteless fools like those Scousers or Gooners...

I'm disgusted with the people burning his shirts. Seriously? Kind of ironic is that he supposedly left to play more football, yet he signs on loan for City. It doesn't really bother me.