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Last two home games with Phil Dowd as official. Scored 10 conceded 0. Last time we got eliminated from the FA Cup Phil Dowd was the referee.

It's Ferguson who wants to win this trophy badly.

Sir Alex Ferguson has told us that Rooney picked up a groin injury on England duty http://t.co/4xFbDTcdaz

Something is wrong with Rooney, again not in the squad within two days. Anyway, it's Ferguson. I still expect something cunning from him.

Hazard v Smalling / Jones. Could be devastating.

Fergie wants to win this trophy badly so I expect another cunning stuff from him.

Great to know that the Mata rumour was just a rumour/joke. Cech the captain for today.

Man United team to face Chelsea: De Gea, Jones, Smalling, Ferdinand, Evra, Valencia, Carrick, Cleverley, Nani, Hernandez, Welbeck NO ROONEY IN THE SQUAD

Subs :Turn, JT, Benayoun, Bertrand, Moses, Lamps, Torres

Team: Cech, Azpi, Iva, Luiz, Cole; Mikel, Rami, Hazard, Mata, Oscar, Ba

Relax, obviously an april joke.

Yes!

Chelsea vs Man Utd: Chelsea have not lost an FA Cup tie at Stamford Bridge since March 2003, winning 20 and drawing 4 in that time

Petr Cech has never lost an FA Cup game with Chelsea (penalty shootouts excluded) so fingers crossed!

Well given the spread legs, I thought it was a girl Harry Potter, isn't it? And this seems to be ending with the director, casts etc which is really funny

The TalkChelsea 'april version' is just :lol:

Rooney has also never won it.

Just please no extra time, we don't really need another game minutes.

Ollie Not only to make it different but he deserves it.

I can't really understand it. Is that so difficult to sack him? Nobody likes him, even the players are already talking about a new man. The results and performances are just awful, top 4 in danger. He is not sacked because there are only 10 or how many games left? He can kill our season and ambitions FFS!

I hoped we would tick the first game of the mad week as won and done. Instead, it's lost and over. Depressing. We won there in the FA Cup 5-1, 5 fucking 1 and then lost 5 five points to them in the League. God, we lost 5 points to them and 5 points to fucking QPR. 10 points lost to absolute zeros if you compare the squads

And to think we have Benitez who is supposed to get us out of these troubles...

Benitez didn't teach the team one single thing. The game has no order from us, everyone plays like he can, no organization, nothing. I just can't wait to see him go ffs.

Fucking Swansea couldn't help either. They got their trophy and then gifted the points to Arsenal and Spuds, bastards.