Eidur the Spider

Best man at my friend's wedding last November. On a scale of 1-Munich Champions League final nerves? I was at penalty kicks

Belgian manager Marc Wilmots: "Thibaut Courtois will return to Chelsea" . Reporter: "They will sell Cech, then?" Belgium NT manager Marc Wilmots: "If possible yes" #CFC (

No idea how he could be pissed off with being subbed there. I know that Belgium have been poor today but he showed absolutely no desire out there and reminded me in terms of Chelsea strikers of Jimmy Floyd on a bad day! Another loan makes a lot of sense. Athletico would be ideal with their track record. He showed more passion within seconds of being on the bench than he did on the pitch. He needs to shake off this 'self entitlement' he seems to possess. Not saying it just to be a dick, I just found his attitude this evening (and in the media) very disappointing. Come on Romelu!!

ANOTHER TORRES SPECIAL. LAUGH OR CRY?!

Costa's dark side rears its ugly head.

Real Madrid has put a €30M tag on Morata, plus a buy-back clause. #CFC is interested and ready to swap him with Lukaku (via @DiMarzio) #RMCF

Props to the Chelsea decision makers and deal go-getters. You have done an amazing job here!!

This deal is the equivalent of a dating couple saying to each other 'no you hang up first'.

What do we want? NEW SIGNINGS! When do we want them?? Whenever you're ready guys, but if it isn't before midnight tonight I will begin negotiations to bring back Kalou. This isn't an idle threat.

Fast becoming a favourite of mine! He will have a big season next year after a good showing in the World Cup! COME ON ANDRE!

Mourinho to sign Fabregas for Soccer Aid to make sure he warrants the transfer fee by going against heavy hitters such as Ben Shephard and Olly Murs.

Wayne Veysey @wayneveysey · 47m Heard Mourinho had to rush back to Stamford Bridge on 'urgent business' this evening. I wonder what business that could have been....

Arsenal have informed Barcelona they won't be exercising buy-back option on Fabregas. (via @bbcsport_david) #CFC #MUFC #FCB Fabregas has been linked with #CFC following the departure of Lampard & his future is expected to be decided in the next 2 or 3 weeks. (BBC)

An Arsenal player....joins Barcelona and could leave to join Chelsea...hmmm....sounds so damn familiar.......

Torres: "Cesc would be a good signing? Great players are always great signings. He's a type of player #CFC don't have now" (via @barcastuff)

All these people I haven't heard of saying the deal is done and I'm sitting here feeling like Brick Tamland wanting to shout 'LOUD NOISES'.

is RAC1 reliable?

My sources tell me that she isn't a source at all and she's in fact my mother, I've been told exclusively 'Stop pestering me about Fabregas news, I don't even like football. More to follow'.

John Terry: "Lamps, I'm going to miss you on and off the pitch, mate. The best midfielder I've had the honour of playing with." [1/2] John Terry: "You're a true #Chelsea legend. You are a real winner and an inspiration to me and everyone at #Chelsea. Good luck, mate." [2/2]