Eidur the Spider

Arsenal are shameful. Such arrogance about them and the manager, going to Everton and playing Alexis upfront?! Asking for trouble. Mesut Ozil is the laziest player I've seen since Jimmy Floyd. HA....FUCKING HA...WENGER.

The guy is fearless.

Not looking forward to this one. The media will be desperate for Lukaku to get the last laugh. Ugh.

We broke down a 'smaller club'!!!!!!! Get in! Great second half performance. Diego scores and not a Torres in sight! Tibo is the man, Crucial saves! Onwards and upwards! COME ON YOU BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

DIEGGGGGGGGGGO COSTA...HE SCORES WHEN HE WANTS!! :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf:

Roman chuffed to buggery!

Hazard gliding all over

COSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm sure the bin dippers will use this to counteract the Gerrard chant. Morons.

Chelsea line-up v Leicester: Courtois; Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry ©, Azpilicueta; Matic, Fabregas; Schurrle, Oscar, Hazard; D Costa. #CFC

Foam hands? I.....I just can't.

CANNOT WAIT! Can see a big win here. 4-0 with goals from Costa (x2), Hazard and Schurrle. Come on you blues!!!!!!!!!

No no...Torres didn't come on so there was no need for anything drastic

When the commentators described Marvin Sordell as an 'experienced Republic of Ireland international' I lost it. They should have said 'reformed twitter addict' or 'fish look-a-like'.

Famous last words between me and my dad: 'Oh here comes another Ivanovic dreadful cross..............ah shit what a goal, fair play'. Well in dude, great performance capped with a well deserved goal!

Boom!! Okay notes: Great Schurrle goal, That pass from Fabregas was out of this world. Thought Hazard was immense in the first half but tried too many flicks for my liking. Diego is off the mark!!! Nice to see you Didier. ONWARD TO THE BRIDGE!! :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf:

Referee is a cock. Forgot to mention before. Looks like it's past his bedtime.

I'll be completely honest. That Cesc assist gave me a semi. All joking aside, Greatness. Schurrle's goal was amazing and chuffed to buggery Diego is off the mark. Shame about the dingles scoring but it feels like a lifetime ago now!

Chelsea team v Burnley: Courtois; Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry ©, Azpilicueta; Fabregas, Matic; Schurrle, Oscar, Hazard; Diego Costa. #CFC

Squeeky bum time..