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A lot of unnecessarily and overly complicated phrasing from the journalists too. It's not hard to ask in simple English! Conte still did well though.

Source? The reliable Dan Levene suggests otherwise.

Speaking of name calling, I've just noticed that there's someone on theshedend called 'RIP Mourinho' (and with a 'Straight Outta Excuses' pic haha). How have they not forced him to change that username yet?

LOOOOOOOOOOL Looks fake. Where have they said that?

The Guardian say City are considering a £51m bid... What the hell. Their spending is ridiculous. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jul/06/manchester-city-improved-51m-bid-juventus-defender-leonardo-bonucci

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/mourinho-press-conference-live-stream-11566853 Alright pal, if you say so.

Stay classy, United.

Cadena SER is reliable, right? They say Atletico can't afford Costa. http://cadenaser.com/ser/2016/06/28/deportes/1467116497_199114.html

It'll be interesting to see whether Conte is as adaptable as people say or whether he is fixated on / will force the 3-5-2 formation upon us.

That instantly makes me think of Mourinho's (reasonable) quote that "if you don't play counter-attack then it's because you are stupid."

The only memory of Bailly I have is this

I don't get your point. You believe that quote attributed to Hazard is actually true, or?

A Champions league final in his third season? Hmm, maybe they'll reach one if they get a lot of luck (like an exceptionally easy draw) but his recent CL knockout games (Dortmund, Atleti and especially PSG) make me doubt it otherwise.

'My Ramires' will soon be getting the call to come out of retirement in China too.

Give him Ivanovic as a souvenir.

Exactly. Mourinho's label of 'best manager in the world' has long expired, and he can no longer even cling to 'best defensive manager' either.

They're saying that the current Adidas deal is worth £30m per year, not the potential Nike one.

Hiddink seems like a nice guy but he's done a bang average job, at best. Two more games to go before he leads the charge of the deadwood out of this club.

Mourinho's mouthpiece is one strange and bitter twat.

That first line is gold . I'm thinking the football gods have a Real Madrid-Atletico rematch on the cards with the latter coming out victorious this time. Imagine winning the CL by defeating current day Barcelona, Bayern and Real Madrid...

That was a pretty incredible attacking performance from Bayern. I'm not quite sure how they didn't progress but 2 finals in 3 years for Atletico. Crazy!