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Where have you been mate for the past month It's been "Tomorrow" since we won the FA Cup

Look Lads, Conte is staying and that's that.......And how do I know ?? well that's simple..........He never got a Vote of Confidence from the club

And another week of rumour and fake news passes. Well I for one am sick to the back teeth of all this hearsay. Will one of you guys just give me Roman's mobile number and I'll ring him and tell him that we need to know what the fuck is going on, and where the fuck are we going. If not maybe someone has Conte's or Sarri's number ????? I have Marina's number, but she's blocking my calls. (Went for second base too quickly on first date ) She said she likes to do things SLOWLY !!!!

On page 124 of this thread we started talking about Sarri as our new manager, and that was back on April 6th !!! We've now had 101 pages of "Will he, Wont he" If he gets the job it'll seem like old news now

In fairness to Conte you cant expect him to meekly resign and walk away, and he has, at the moment every right to think he will take pre-season training. But by now, the fucking board should have sacked him if they are looking for a new manager, whether or not a new manager was lined up. At least we would then have some credible idea that the club wanted change. As it is, it's "Will he stay or is he going" and it's bloody frustrating. I am really surprised that Roman has allowed this situation to drag on so long over mere peanuts considering his wealth. At the end of the day he has the last say but is saying nothing.If it was my job I'd fire the arse of the board for allowing this to drag on so long. Someone's head needs to roll over this utter fiasco.

This whole manager saga reminds me f a pregnant woman who's way overdue and still doesn't know if she's having a boy or a girl !!! Picture the scene ......Expectant Father biting his nails waiting on the arrival " well?? did she have it yet??? "No......Maybe tomorrow" "will be be a boy or a girl" "dunno" "so tomorrow then?" "maybe..hopefully....But if its not tomorrow it will be the day after" "But its definitely happening/" "oh yea......Just not sure when"!!!!!!!!!! This is just like us waiting on news from Chelsea

Mercenary......Let him go. He was never in Cech's league as a person or player

Chris Kamara comes out and spouts some waffle and some people on here believe it. FFS it's CHRIS KAMARA !!! The guy cant even concentrate or commentate on a game without cocking it up. I like the guy but he knows as much about the Chelsea situation as I know about nuclear physics !!!!!!!!

Maybe if its not " thriving Thursday " itcould be "Funny Friday"

Maybe it's all a dream

This manager saga is going to outlast the "Who shot JR Ewing" saga. Only people my age will understand this

Cant argue with that. As I've said before, Ithink Roman is using us as a political football (see what I did there ) and he is rapidly getting tired of his toy but doesn't want anyone else to play with it

Although I agree with 99% of this, I think it needs sorting NOW. Not after the World Cup. We're back in training shortly, playing Arsenal in Dublin on August 1st (5 weeks from now) and a few other games in between. A new manager will need a bit of time to assess his playing staff and see who's staying and who's getting the boot. Also, Hazard, Kante and Willian are not going to wait much longer before deciding what they are going to do. So we need the board to step up and LEAD and show some direction, and that they have the interest of the club and the fans at heart. And do it now.

Whats all this about us getting a new manager today ??? How come I haven't heard about this. Is it this Monday ?? or next Monday?? Daily Mail has now updated to Sarri's "imminent" arrival...So I wonder is that this week or next week?? Answers on a postcard to "The Chelsea Management Lottery, London SW6" Seriously........This is getting ridiculous now.

We're not fucked at all..........We will sell Courtois, Hazard and Morata, and bring in class players like Jack Wiltshire, Rondon and the Russian Shouldntreallybehereovic.......These should keep us about a point or so clear of the relegation zone. .......Anyone else get the feeling the Roman is quickly losing interest in Chelsea and now only sees us a a political football ????????? By the way Unionjack, That Gif is playing havoc with my eyesight Anyo

Latest shit for the Daily Mail states "Chelsea have reached a Gentleman's agreement with Napoli over Sarri" so it'll probably happen on Monday.........................or Thursday.................Or Tuesday........................or Friday next week..............or the week after.................or the week after that

Well it makes a change from the last 3 weeks when it was supposed to be every Thursday

Bought two tickets today for Chelsea v Arsenal at the Aviva today and paid out a hefty €187 for them. I was planning to give one to my mate and we would knock a good night out of it. The wife asked me did I get my ticket and I replied "Yes, I got two" she replied "OH great, I've never been to a game and as thats our 34th wedding anniversary so I'll go with you". I haven't the heart to tell her it wasn't for her !!!!!! well what the fuck was I to say ???????????? Well she better wear the jersey and shout for the blues or its divorce

Press said that Chelsea would appoint a new manager on Thursday May 31st. No no, sorry, we meant Thursday June 7th Er...no we meant Monday 11th Whats the next "deadline" lads ????????????

When Warnock was Notts County boss many moons ago, and they were in the "First Division" as it was then called. We tried to hire him as our manager and he refused the offer. He said in later years that it was the biggest mistake of his life. So I doubt if we would offer him a second chance

Its all becoming clear now exactly whats happening The board want Conte gone and hope madrid come for him so they dont have to pay 9 million...Sarri wants to come in but the board dont want to pay 8 million but they want him....Blanc is a back up and Jokanovic is there just in case all the rest goes pear shaped. So now Sarri cant leave Napoli because he is still under contract, and Conte has been offered the Madrid job, which would open up the field here, but he has supposedly turned it down as he wants to see out his contract here, and our board would hate to see him go to Madrid and be successful, and that's now become a dilemma for them. Blanc is desperate as he's out of work for the past 3 years,but he would never be offered the Madrid job so why should we want him, and Jokanovic would just love to manage a big 6 club as he has nothing to lose, a bit like AVB when he came. Yep its all very clear now !!! To the Board of CFC.....Antonio Conte...........Come out and BACK HIM or SACK HIM........And do it now for the good of the club

Maybe I'm wrong here guys, but I am really pissed off at the "transfer targets" I am hearing... Jokanovic or Blanc for manager ??These guys dont fill me with awe and wonder and would really have to do something very special at Chelsea to win me over. Now I see Rondon being touted as a potential striker and Shakuiri from Stoke as another buy (this may only be a bad rumour).After Drinkwater and Barkley did we not learn?? Christ people where is our ambition ?? To keep Hazard happy and at Chelsea we need to be buying big to match his ambition. And we also need a manager to match this too, We treat Conte like a social outcast, not telling him whether he's still in or out. Get this sorted. We are falling behind our big 6 rivals and unless we get our heads out of our arses we will end up in the middle 10, chasing the big 6 !! We have no firm bids for any player who would improve the quality of our side, while City and United forge ahead picking up world class talent effortlessly, whether it be players or managers. What the fuck is our Board doing?? We lack leadership and direction and most of all, ambition. And I put the blame squarely with our board and owner. If Roman has a beef with the English Government he should not use us as a pawn in this battle and I think he is, especially after cancelling the new stadium. If you're that pissed off then sell the club. I'm certain we would have plenty of buyers who would love a piece of us. But if you are keeping us, then back us, and put the money in. Because if we want to remain one of the Big 6 we need to spend, and with the type of spending on potential managers and players I see being touted I am really very disillusioned and fear for our future. Sort it out Chelsea board ...You start paying peanuts and skimping, you get monkeys......... And the fans WILL turn on you.....Even you Roman.

Blanc as manager, Rondon up front and Shaquiri as our midfield engine !!!!! Mid table mediocrity here we come.

Bring in Big Sam, he would suit us fine..... but what would I know, I'm mad as a brush In all honesty our club seems to be in complete disarray. No direction at the moment. I never liked Emenalo and thought he was just there for the money, but we seem to be all at sea since he left. Sometimes be careful what you wish for.

Do you know that us, as Chelsea fans are being treated deplorably by the club. Rumour and counter rumours have been flying around for weeks now about our managerial position, and the board and Mr Abrahamovich have said diddly squat.All sodded off to warmer weather and couldn't give a rats arse about us. Without us, this club would be nothing but we are not worthy of a few words from them to confirm or deny all the rumours. We are allegedly one of the "Big 6" but acting like the club that is preparing for mid-table mediocrity for the future. Manager not being backed, potential new managers being messed about, players being told there wont be any more contract talks and they can sod off, star players not being given the assurances they ask for in order for them to stay.. Sunday league sides have more direction than us at the moment. I am sick and tired of this merry-go-round and pissed off that nobody from the club has spoken out to placate us, the fans, who after all are the life blood of the club. Com'n Chelsea board, tell us what is happening, tell us what direction the club is going to take and give us some glimmer of hope for the coming season. We pay towards your f@cking wages so we at least deserve that much. RANT OVER Sorry guys, frustration has finally got the better of me and apologies for any offence incurred