Fulham Broadway 17,312 Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Drugs test avoider Ferdinand was at risk from missing Manchester Uniteds crucial end of season run in it was announced yesterday. The slightly bonkers hairlipped referee harasser, slipped whilst trying to avoid a drugs test it was confirmed from Old Trafford sources. An Old Trafford insider said ‘’the lad was roasting a granny with Rooney , when Chiquitito said ‘’Hey gringos, you wanna get high on my Mexican talcum powder ?’’ At which point he produced the biggest line of narcotics ever seen. At the same time the wild eyed shot stoppers phone signalled he was due a random substance abuse test. The resulting trip and skid on Hernandez ‘ coke led to an anterior cruciate ligament rupture. Or something. Alex Ferguson –speaking from his cage, said on a videolink to MUTV ‘’The big coloured lads done his knee in’’ before burning an effigy of a referee. This is a triple blow for The Glazers Investment Debt Fund, as the Rafael twins went missing after mumbling something about ‘’the new Jedward’’, and Nemanja Vidic was due to appear in The Hague before the United Nations on War crimes charges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eldo 868 Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Thats funny.Man utd have an injury crisis, apparently O'Shea will be sidelined for 5 weeks and Rafael for 3, while Vidic and Evans are not fit jet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Term-X 7,891 Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 'the new Jedward' Lmao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLionheart 516 Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Sturridge has a great chance to win all the chelsea fans this weekend . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
termninja 5,290 Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Nemanja Vidic was due to appear in The Hague before the United Nations on War crimes charges.LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HRiver 1,512 Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Is he really injured? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diskoviolente 425 Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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