Things your mother said

[Madmax 9,219]

nice sensitive reply kid.........which just says it all........................

Thank you Now if you excuse me, I have to get back to Farmville and follow it up with a 3 hour internet chat session. Care to join?

[Ollie 4,400]

1) Can't wait til you and your brother move out (Give me money n i will)

2) It's only a game (When i swear and get stressed when Chelsea lose)

3) You don't do anything round the house (because you always beat me to it)

4) You're so lazy (and proud)

5) Turn the telly down i'm trying to sleep (It's on 5 fucking bars!)

6) Next time, you can buy the food (I give u £40 a week for that, go to sainsbury's n stfu! )

7) I hate living here like this (Could be so much worse, what do u think we are, millionaires?)

8) We're gonna beat you next week (My mums a yid )

Edited March 14, 2011 by OllieCFC

[kwylino 329]

1) Can't wait til you and your brother move out (Give me money n i will)

2) It's only a game (When i swear and get stressed when Chelsea lose)

3) You don't do anything round the house (because you always beat me to it)

4) You're so lazy (and proud)

5) Turn the telly down i'm trying to sleep (It's on 5 fucking bars!)

6) Next time, you can buy the food (I give u £40 a week for that, go to sainsbury's n stfu! )

7) I hate living here like this (Could be so much worse, what do u think we are, millionaires?)

8) We're gonna beat you next week (My mums a yid )

I feel your pain.my mums a gooner D:

And proud to be lazy too ^^

[chrismada9 1,948]

My mum's rather nice and rarely tells me off for anything, but she says stuff like this a lot...

1. Come on you Gunners! - (meh! )

2. Can you go and get me a bar of chocolate?? - (I get that one a lot)

3. You're such a prat, Adams!

4. I've found a unicorn for my fairy garden!! - (she plays the fairy garden game on facebook all the time!!)

5. Overpaid wankers! *slams door* - (when Arsenal are losing by 2 or 3 goals, or they give away a 2 goal lead)

6. That's a big bulge in Terry's shorts - (Cannot stop talking about it whenever John Terry is seen on the TV!)

that's pretty much it!

[Milan 17,992]

'Do whatever you want and with whoever you want, just be careful!'

[BlueLion. 21,491]

I feel sorry for you guys having non-Chelsea-supporting parents. My mum has to support Chelsea or she's out of the house, its simple.

[Laylabelle 9,587]

I feel sorry for you guys having non-Chelsea-supporting parents. My mum has to support Chelsea or she's out of the house, its simple.

Hahahaha from my mum it was 'you start supporting Liverpool you can go and live in the garge'